An Urbana Township woman is listed in critical after a strange accident. Investigators say 38-year-old Carolyn Havens was shot in the chest by her husband, Timothy Havens.
Timothy Havens called 911 stating he had accidentally shot his wife while they were having sex.
Havens told authorities he was reaching for something on a night stand while they were being intimate, when the .38 caliber pistol went off, striking his wife in the upper chest…
Court documents indicate the couple has had problems before. Havens served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and violating a protection order in October. The judge also ordered Havens to get anger management counseling.
Somehow, I don’t think this is an “Oops!”.
GUILTY
Probably not the best time for her to ask if he’s having problems with his pistol going off.
Aw, come on! Accidents happen, cut the guy some slack. Who among us hasn’t accidentally shot his or her partner during a passionate love making session? Huh, anyone?
Don’t ya jest hate it when that happens.
This must give her the right to shoot him in the balls !!!
Still better than a shot in the face.
Some days a donkey punch just isn’t quite enough.
This is why I never use a loaded gun when having angry prison warden inmate kinky sex.
#6 – This isn’t the horse thread.
#7 – This isn’t the Prop 8 thread.
#8 Worship noted.
Clearly, this sex-violence scandal caught your eye. You are free to open up here so we can help you with these deep rooted feelings.
#9, Dallas,
Careful, he might want to share his santorum.
Hey, lets give him the benefit of the doubt. He could have been cleaning his gun while getting a BJ.
Damn! I got a divorce!!! I could have… hmmmmm. :))
I bet the couple winds up suing Lydia Lunch claiming they were influenced by her movie “Fingered”. Morons!
Doesn’t everyone have sex with a loaded gun on the bedside table? This is kind of extreme sex though – might be the kind of kinky experiment you only try once – might never know if your partner enjoyed it! I’m guessing it won’t happen again after the gunshot experts have a go at it! It’s these stories that bring out the cynical and absurd in me. Sex is supposed to be nice.
I really didn’t ever need to know about santorum.
I heard of banging your wife but come on!
This guy needs a few years behind bars and his wife needs a good divorce lawyer.
Reminds me of that guy in The Sopranos (Ritchie, maybe?) that would point a gun at Tony’s sister while doing her doggie-style, LOL!