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  1. Hugh Ripper says:

    haha – the personal debris removal system will be useful come endtimes.

  2. Balbas says:

    You love Metallica, but your poodle doesn’t. With iFeast, he has to eat, so he’ll have to listen. And equating food with heavy metal rock …

  3. Raff says:

    The kleen stride looks pretty cool if you need to sweep up a room, but if you’ve tracked mud into a room you ought to have a mop on the back.

    Plus in order to make them work, I’d bet you’d have to walk pretty funny.

  4. Kanjy says:

    I personally think the smoke detector on the same page is funniest. It has a “Silence/Test/Off/Snooze Button”

  5. echeola says:

    one word. Visor-ganizer!!

  6. Mr. Fusion says:

    This would be a great gift for my Ma-in-law. The way she shuffles her feet she could have the whole house AND walk swept in no time. I wonder if they have something for that right jab of her’s?

  7. JimD says:

    Obama and the Dems will need BOTH the Shovel version and the Broom version to CLEAN UP THE REPUKE MESSES IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THE ADMINSTRATIVE BRANCH, AND THE CONGRESS !!! Repukes have certainly DEFACED THE NATION !!!

    Lady Liberty Weeps !!!

  8. Alex Wollangk says:

    Those wacky Onion gift boxes are a lot of fun…

    (Just so all you folks who don’t click through, but actually read the comments know: They’re not real products, just boxes to put gifts in and wrap as a joke. A set of four costs $19.99 and a set of six, $28.99.)

    My favorite is the “Peaceful Progression Alarm” for those folks who find smoke alarms just too jarring… (http://store.theonion.com/peaceful-progression-smoke-alarm-gift-box-p-146.html)

  9. James Hill says:

    #7 – They just started a thread about you and a horse. Go post in that, ya hack.

    The Onion > *


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