Caliente Resort Wants Clothing-Optional Polling Place
LAND O’ LAKES, FL – Whether they’re cooking, cleaning, watching TV or playing tennis, nudists like to be nude.
Same goes for voting.
People at the upscale, clothing-optional Caliente Resorts off U.S. 41 want to establish the first clothing-optional polling place in the country. Most voters who live at Caliente exercise their rights at a nearby subdivision, where clothing isn’t optional.
There’s no concrete data on how many nudists live in the area, but state Sen. Victor Crist has estimated that Pasco County has 12,000 “nude votes.”
The resort wants to make it easier for Caliente residents and members of the surrounding nudist community to vote, said Caliente spokeswoman Angye Fox.
“The wheels are in motion,” she said.
Given the ease with which one may hack a Diebold voting machine with just a screwdriver and memory card, perhaps naked voting should be required in all states that use voting machines with no paper trails.
I think I’m just no going to wear underwear.
With mail-in ballots, it’s very comfortable to vote naked. (Mailing in the ballot is something else; you shouldn’t walk naked into the post office.)
I’m a voter, and I approve of that picture.
I went to a nude beach was and I was pretty shy. I didn’t want to seem to out of place so I just dropped my shorts to my ankles and shuffled along.
I imagine that a lot of people in Oregon vote nude — we do it all by mail here.
No more hanging chad…
3 hour wait time for our ineffecient resource killing system here in Florida today.
Don’t miss this one… “President Sarkozy” calls Sarah Palin… 😀
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WTF is wrong with this web site? About 50% of the time lately, I keep getting some “database connection error” message.
WTF?
#9 – Mustard
Yep, the site is quite flaky right now… 😛
#9 – Somebody spilt coffee on it.
#11 – Mister Ketchup
Usually happen when server admins drink coffee and wank off at the same time…
#10 – Meister
>>Yep, the site is quite flaky right now… 🙂
Well, Mr Dvorak ought to get on the fucking stick. After all, he’s making enough money off of shit like this to fear the Obama tax plan; at least have a goddamned web site that doesn’t go on the fritz 4 times a frigging week.
“Cripes”.
Have a little dignity, dude!
#9-13: Marc is working on it.
#13 – Mustard
McCain might want John the Blogger.
#14 – Uncle Dave
Good stuff.
#15 – Mr Meister
>>McCain might want John the Blogger.
Hey! I never knew what ‘dro did for a living. Good stuff!
#14 – Unk
>>#9-13: Marc is working on it.
Ah, screw this. I’m going to make some popcorn, make sure the kids are asleep, and watch McBush make a monkey of himself on SNL.
Between this consistently malfunctioning web site and the rebounding hilarity of SNL (after 25 years of snoozer episodes), I’m left with nothing to do at 11:30 on a Saturday night than hope for Tina Fey, and wait with bated breath for McBush make himself look like more of an ass than he already has.
#16 – Mustard
His business number: 1-800-NOB-ALLS.
I hope everyone had a great Halloween and could take the mind of the election.
With the amount of spelling and grammatical errors on the homepage of this pages webhost…
http://www.ctyme.com
I’m surprised it runs as smooth as it does.
Sorta
I vote quite frequently after a morning coffee. Usually I don’t cover the parts that count.
By voting nude, they don’t realize I’ve already voted. Eight times.
FOR OBAMA !!!
#13, Mustard,
Well, Mr Dvorak ought to get on the fucking stick. After all, he’s making enough money off of shit like this to fear the Obama tax plan
C’mon dude. Relax. Get a life. I really become annoyed when people complain about FREE.
Sites like this don’t make any money. The equipment is expensive and the Administrator has this terrible need to eat and sleep in a bed. It is true though that the Administrator is a nudist so that might cut down on some costs. JCD would be lucky if it even broke even.
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NOTE TO MARC,
Sorry for dissing ya.
#23 – Mr. Fusion – Sites like this don’t make any money.
The ads are just there for decoration…
#24, jag,
The ads are just there for decoration…
Pretty well. How many times have you clicked on them?