I was over at her place this morning photographing some tasty treats that will hopefully show up here later today, and she suddenly remembered this crazy broccoli package in her freezer she wanted to show me. She handed me the box and I studied it carefully, squinting, even allowing my eyes to blur, to try and see what I was missing. She pointed- “Do you see?” See what? I didn’t see anything. Just broccoli. Her finger tapped on a certain part of the box and she urged me to look closer. “There- right there. Do you see it? I’m not going to tell you what it is if you don’t see it.” And then, it suddenly became clear to me. WHAT THE HELL?

Give me a minute. Have to come up with how this is tied into the election…




  1. Usagi says:

    They were all registered to vote by ACORN!

  2. Hell In A Broccoli Basket says:

    This is a good example of how the polls are tainted with votes from people who “know everything about the world” because they can Google it and use Photoshoppe. Never fear, their cult leader, you know, the one who hardly as often as we would like to hear publicly say “Hussein is my middle name!” will save them when the FDA finds out that there is a connection with rotting vegetables and democrats. They will pull both off the store shelves until after they find whats causing the problem.

  3. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    I believe those may be human embryos. My mom said I was born in a broccoli patch. It all makes sense now.

  4. iGreen says:

    Solent Green Broccoli,
    it’s PEOPLE!!!!!

  5. art bell says:

    Sounds like art bell to me
    art i live by a golf course and almost every night there are UFO’s there

  6. A. Queda says:

    Death to broccoli.

  7. QB says:

    Oh, you said faces in my broccoli. I thought you said…well, never mind.

  8. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    So the dude who created the packaging was having some fun. And, making a few consumers nuts. What’s the problem?

  9. can of soup says:

    As someone who has read “The Clam Plate Orgy” several times as a teenager, I must know what brand of broccoli is this?

    Anyone know the brand?

  10. Paddy-O says:

    GMF with human genes.

  11. Thinker says:

    Photoshop is phun! 🙂

  12. flasky_jameson says:

    Old, old, old news. They’ve been doing this for many years. Just for fun.
    Get a grip, people.

  13. jerry says:

    gee, they’re all smiling. 🙂

  14. EvilPoliticians says:

    Obama promises all vegetables will be happy, fun and full of hope if elected.

    McCain can’t eat broccoli anymore and his campaign refuses to answer further questions regarding this issue.

  15. bobbo says:

    Uncle Dave–I can help, but not get you all the way there. I recall that Bush the Senior made news when saying that “I don’t like Brocolli.”

    Fill in 16 years and you are there. Maybe these are ordinary americans, joe the brocolli eaters, and the Republican Oligarchy doesn’t like them.

  16. Mr. Fusion says:

    #1,

    They were all registered to vote by ACORN!

    Not true. It is well understood that vegetables vote Republican as a bloc. In fact, vegetables, retards, and other brain dead people make up the majority of the Republican base. BTW, this also explains why 25% of Americans still support Bush. There are a lot of veggies in the country.

  17. Greg Allen says:

    >> WHAT THE HELL?

    Bored graphic artists.

    I’ve done it a few time. Once on a map of a military base which had nukes, I renamed a street “Bandabaum Blvd.”

    Nobody noticed or at least complained.

  18. Paddy-O says:

    #17 “It is well understood that vegetables vote Republican as a bloc.”

    Funny you mention that. Yesterday, a white Cadillac Escalade drove by with plates that said vegi family and had a round Omama sticker on the gas filler cap! LOL

  19. Ah_Yea says:

    #18 Greg Allen, “Bandabaum Blvd.”

    Now THAT’S classic!

    I bet they never noticed. That’s what happens when you’re smarter than your supervisor!

  20. Usagi says:

    Now we know what the Jolly Green Giant really does with his nibblets!

  21. jccalhoun says:

    Remember George H.W. Bush was famous for hating broccoli! Now there are faces in it? Coincidence? I think not!

  22. mthrnite says:

    Great Dave, you HAD to point it out. Now EVERYBODY will want disembodied heads in their broccoli.

    Oh, and btw, there’s a fly in my soup.

  23. James Hill says:

    #17 – Being a vegan would explain why you’re so angry, and why you’re such a moron: The lack of protein is causing your brain to shrivel.

    Owned, again.

  24. Uncle Dave says:

    #9: Click the links.

  25. Rich says:

    One of the faces looks like Louie Anderson! I doubt he has eaten much broccoli.

  26. Dallas says:

    Nine out of ten bible thumpers still prefer to see Jesus on their grilled cheese.

    This is very discouraging new for our nations overweight problem.

  27. Mr. Fusion says:

    #24, Jimmy,

    I hate to be the one to tell you, but that diaper makes your already fat butt look big.

  28. teliscop says:

    Isn’ that the young Greg Brady in the top photo?


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