CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong. Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
Chuckle. The criminal complaint.
Those beef and bean burritos can give off some really toxic gases, he’s lucky he didn’t get tazed!
Too funny. The scary part is there might just be some judge that would agree that this is an assault.
A vapor assalt. Should have called in the Hazmat team.
What a joke !
they should have tazed him… the sparkes would have ignited the gas and sent both up in flames………. 😛
sounds like a story line from reno 911……….
What a bunch of douche bags. I talking about the whole barrel of apples … not just the bad ones.
Obviously the officer pulled the guys finger while printing him, what did he expect?
“the defendant scooted the 4 feet to PTLM. parsons, away from officer Coo, lifted his leg and passed gas on PTLM. Parsons, the defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto PTLM. Parsons the gas was very oderous and created contact of of an insulting or provoking nature”
Pure gold…
PTLM Parsons is a little bitch, and his English skills are shitty for an “expert witness”
He put the ASS in ASSault?
Well, it was obviously flatulence with malicious intent.
#6 SpecialEd – That will be Cruz’s IMPREGNABLE AND IRREFUTABLE DEFENCE – “HE PULLED MY FINGER” !!! LOL !!!
I actually have that Monty Python t-shirt…
next time don’t arrest people near taco bell.
OFFICER:Did You Fart!
CRUZ:No,Senor!
CRUZ:I just learn how play, LA CUCARACHA!!!
LOL! ROCKY
RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!
But officer, that’s not my gas!
It wasn’t the smell, as much as it made their eyes water, and the air turn green. They probably could have gotten him on some environmental pollution charges as well!
Call homeland security. That’s obviously a
bio-weapons attack.
Evidence, please.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
classic quote
J/P=?