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An unidentified source (oh, hell, alright, illustrator Graham Roumieu) sends us this press release issued by Bigfoot himself about recent cryptid news. Click for larger size so you can read all hims big talkings, which begin — natch — with “HELLO, I BIGFOOT.” Imagine Cookie Monster’s voice dialed up to volume 11, with a lot of reverb and bloodstains, and you can sort of hear it in your head.
You go big guy.
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Don’t ya think a big foot would of been hit by a set of head lights on a vehicle by now? Even humans will sit and stare into headlights in an urban setting. Why not a 7ft stinky beast?
#1, Eye,
What??? Ans spoil the suspense? The intrigue? The speculation? The claims? The unexplained weirdness of it all?
Damn, this was funny.
Slow read then laugh so hard I cry.
“Georgia Oh Georgia”
and John’s right about the Canadians
When someone gets a shot of Bigfoot (or is he urbane enough to go by “Mr. BigFoot”) doing Tequila shots on Malibu beach—then I will believe.
I’m gonna be pissed if this is a Jack Links beef jerky viral thing.
According to the news, the DNA proved to be opossum.
Great hoax guys, and just in time for the slow August news cycle.
Up next week: Jack Links releases a press release that the actor playing sasqatch in their adds has been shot. The incident happened north of Georgia(The state not the country) over a week ago. The perpetraitors have yet to have been aprehended.