Could you imagine James Bond having one of these? They’d need a hard disk to contain all his records for this year alone.

Call it a license to thrill.

Sexually active New Yorkers looking to wise up before turning the lights down can verify their partners’ sexual health status with a simple glance in their wallet.

Manhattan-based company STFree Certifications provides its health-conscious customers a sexual history “license” with a phone number on the back that enables them to prove their testing backgrounds to potential partners.

More than 15,000 people nationwide have signed up for the STFree service, launched in 2004 by Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, native Eli Dancy.




  1. Ah_Yea says:

    This makes perfect sense for those who work in the “Sex Industry”.

    Which also explains John’s card. A little extra money now and again couldn’t hurt…

  2. kanjy says:

    So what happens when someone with a safe sex card does it with someone without one and contracts an STD? Now the card is horribly misleading.

  3. bill says:

    No ‘glove’ no ‘love’!!!

  4. RBG says:

    About JCD’s photo…

    RBG

  5. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    As luck would have it, I happen to be a licensed sex surrogate partner (I can show you my card), and we’re always on the lookout for scams that can taint the reputation of our general industry. Thanks very much for bringing this to my attention. It’s getting too easy to make phony licenses these days, and those of us with genuine sex licenses end up paying the price for all the frauds.

  6. Jägermeister says:

    #1 – Ah_Yea – Which also explains John’s card. A little extra money now and again couldn’t hurt…

    Which also explains why John is so upset about illegal Mexican immigrants… they dump the prices.

  7. lakelady says:

    any bets as to how long before counterfeit “licences” show up? or how long before the licencing company gets sued when someone gets an STD from a card carrying member?

  8. Ah_Yea says:

    #6 Jägermeister.
    Not to mention cheap Chinese imports. Competition is brutal!

  9. Jägermeister says:

    #8 – Ah_Yea

    Yeah, where else can you get a deal like Buy one, get five for free!!!

  10. Ah_Yea says:

    Isn’t that guy John?! 😉

  11. Chris Mac says:

    Badges? We don’t need no steeenking badges.

  12. Chris Mac says:

    I, for one, welcome our badge-like overlords.

  13. Jägermeister says:

    #10 – Ah_Yea

    In his younger days?

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    #1

    That explains why he works in SF 😉

    I wonder if John has a movie here?
    http://www.older4me.com/

  15. Ah_Yea says:

    Jägermeister, Wong. I think we have uncovered the true John Dvorak.

  16. Jägermeister says:

    #14 – Angel H. Wong
    #15 – Ah_Yea

    LOL

  17. GetSmart says:

    Don’t leave home without it.

  18. Glenn E. says:

    You have to call someone?! What, no swipe approval technology, like for credit cards? What cheapskates. This is just another bogus scene. One could easily become infected between “exams” (if there really are any) and pass on an STD to many a sex partner. The only thing the card might tell you, is that said person hasn’t tested positive for STD up until last week. Or whatever the retesting cycle is. Someone is going to slip up and pass an STDs to all the other card holders they’re with. Simply logic, which apparently is beyond these care holders.


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