Note: This is not the woman who was running naked. This is another Californian; model, Jesikah Maximus. Although I haven’t seen the woman who was arrested, I have a feeling I’m doing you a favor by showing Jessica’s photo instead.

A nude woman running in and out of traffic lanes on Interstate 80 near Gilman Street disrupted traffic early this morning and required the California Highway Patrol and Berkeley police and firefighters to handle the situation.

The woman was first reported running in and out of lanes at 5:44 a.m. She finally ran off the freeway and into the stables at Golden Gate Fields, where she was taken into custody and transported to a local hospital by the Berkeley Fire Department for a medical check, police reported.

Only in the Bay Area would a naked woman be running around and the top concern would be traffic disruption.




  1. jhy says:

    I only commented because that chick is gorgeous. Vida Guerra’s got some competition.

  2. QB says:

    One of my favorite words in the English language is ‘thong’.

  3. lou says:

    Nice ass.

  4. The Warden says:

    I am sure this woman was not good looking, had more hair than chewbaca (typical of Bezerkely women), and claimed she gets no spam!

  5. ChrisMac says:

    K Helzy.. I’ll call this one a bunt.

  6. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    doing you a favor by showing Jessica’s photo

    Just what I needed to see with my morning coffee. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a real nice package, but I didn’t need that quite this early in the day.

  7. BigCarbonFoot says:

    If there are naked women running around, why complain about anything at all?

  8. bh28630 says:

    Just curious… What do any of you plan to do with the object of you anatomical attention? The area in question serves as a seat or an orifice. In the first mode, do you want to be sat on or admire her sitting? The alternative is you’ve confused that opening with the one in her face used for communication. You need to be in a real relationship for longer than a few minutes if you think a derriere has ever issued anything intelligible. The third alternative is illegal in many states and unwelcome by most humans.

  9. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #9 – You need to get laid.

  10. bh28630 says:

    The Monster’s Lawyer

    #9 – You need to get laid.

    I do. Frequently… and I don’t have to wipe fecal matter off afterward.

  11. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    #9…if you really need to ask, you’re in jeopardy of losing your Guy Card.

  12. /T. says:

    @ #12 & #9

    Too late … Card revoked !

  13. bh28630 says:

    Olo Baggins of Bywater

    #9…if you really need to ask, you’re in jeopardy of losing your Guy Card.

    Did you misspell “gay”?

    So what activity do you have in mind for that anatomical area? You have five senses. I inquired about three. If visual, aural and tactical are not options, your choices are oral and olfactory. I’d rather not imagine the last two but to each his own.

  14. Paddy-O says:

    1st off. #14, does you mom know you are posting on a site like this?

    Okay.

    “She finally ran off the freeway and into the stables at Golden Gate Fields”

    Now, I think she just ran home and that’s why we don’t really want to see “her” picture. 😉

  15. /T. says:

    @ #12 & #9 & 14

    I get your point but, it’s about the esthetically pleasing curves, not always “what you want to do with an anatomical area”.

    Same appeal as some curvy sports car bodies, just looks nice.

  16. bh28630 says:

    /T. said

    I get your point but, it’s about the esthetically pleasing curves… just looks nice.

    Thank You. I offered “admire her” as the first option.

  17. Obviously you don’t know that section of Hwy 80. It’s a mess normal days and something like this will just make it worse.

  18. Floyd says:

    #18 If Jesikah Maximus was running around in very little clothing on Hwy 80, traffic would stop (especially if the cars were driven by males) and smog levels would drop in a hurry. Nothing wrong with that…


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