The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture found via BBSpot:
By artist Alan Dickinson.
If this doesn’t scare your neighbors, nothing will!
We challenged noted British artist Alan Dickinson to create his most haunting image exclusively for Toscano—and he certainly delivered! Not for the faint of heart, Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing! Arrives in 3 pcs.
needs a voicebox that says “BRRRAAAAAINS!?”
I want one!!
Every Sunday I have a parade of church ladies going past the house. Hmmmm…….
Should’ve followed Adam West’s advice and buried the dead in cement.
Well, that’s one way McCain could get elected.
That’s me in the morning…
Well actually, for hard core Christians, they might mistake this for the Rapture, when the dead rise to go to heaven.
When I was at the Vatican Museum they had some art depicting the Rapture. And I could not help but think they were really zombies crawling out of the earth to eat brains.
I agree with James, for sure. Caption could be “McCain! I’ll eat their brains so they will be on your level! Yummmm….gorf….Better eat more womens’ brains because they are way smarter than you think!”
It think a better one would be legs sticking out of the ground with parachute cords and canopy laying there.
Now see what you have done! My wife is going to be pissed at SN that you have shown me this wonderful lawn ornament.
I am going to buy three or four and have my own little zombie infestation!
Such a conversation ice breaker at the backyard BBQs!
Until you meet someone who has one of these.. This smells like ass. imho
Place an unsuspecting evil garden gnome just in front and you’ve got a winner!