The Associated Press: Salacious details launch Brinkley divorce trial — She left Billy Joel for this guy? I guess that wasn’t a good decision. Not that I really care. I just saw the word “porn” and reckoned it would get some numbers for the blog. “Teenage mistress” was also high in the rankings.

A $300,000 payoff to a teenage mistress. Thousands of dollars worth of online porn. Extramarital trysts in the office and his supermodel wife’s Hamptons homes.

Sensational testimony about Christie Brinkley’s estranged husband opened their divorce trial Wednesday, giving the public a salacious peek into the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model’s fourth marriage. The husband, architect Peter Cook, testified that he and Brinkley used pornography “to get the mood going.” Alexa Ray Joel, Brinkley’s daughter with “Piano Man” Billy Joel, said Cook once shoved her head into a bucket of water.

And Diana Bianchi, the young woman whose affair with Cook set off a tabloid frenzy and ended the couple’s marriage, testified that he hid cash for her under a rock and gave her $15,000 to help her buy a Nissan Maxima in 2005…

Brinkley, 54, and Cook, 49, wed in 1996. She filed for divorce a decade later, after his affair with Bianchi exploded into public view…Cook and Brinkley are mainly disputing custody of the children. Her ownership of her $30 million home is not being contested because the couple had a prenuptial agreement. They are also arguing over property that includes three boats.

How many boats does one person need? Indeed, the rich are not like you and me. We’re sane.




  1. rectagon says:

    John. Porn is passe. Just stick to keywords like “Jesus” and “creation” to get the numbers.

    Hey, where’s the horoscope ads? Did they stop paying?

  2. Rich says:

    She’s still attractive, but in the looks department (if she were a swimmer) she would be going down for the last time. I hope she’s set financially.

  3. BubbaRay says:

    Har! John said “salacious.” Mr. Mustard will be on this case in a heartbeat.

    Google images 1st hit for the word “salacious” is this pic:

    Salacious

  4. Chris Mac says:

    noice cock

  5. #3 – Mr. Ray

    Hey, how come you’re picking on me? You implying I’m a salaciophile?

    Those Toronto salsa dancers are pretty hot though, huh?

  6. #3 – Mr. Ray

    Here’s salacious fer ya:

    http://tinyurl.com/5nhn9l

    brrrr….”nippy”!

  7. lou says:

    For an old milf.
    She still has it going on.
    I’d watch porn with her.

  8. Chris Mac says:

    cummon lou.. JCD’s wife see’s this shit

  9. brian t says:

    “I hope she’s set financially.”

    Well, she was smart enough to get a pre-nup that kept her $30 million home safe, and I bet there are investments etc. Those laughter lines on her dial are cute, methinks.

  10. Ah_Yea says:

    Christie Brinkley sure can pick’em!

    And she supports PETA, so we know she’s not too bright…

  11. Floyd says:

    #10: People Eating Tasty Animals?

  12. The Alfer says:

    #11: People Eating Tasty Animals?

    Good one Floyd! I love eating ’em too especially between a bun with tomatoes, pickles, mustard, relish and all the rest of the trimmings.

  13. The Alfer says:

    I can probably understand Cook’s need for porn to get off with and the mistrees thing too, but spending thousands of dollars for online porn, thats just ridiculous. You can get the same shit for free on all those TGP and Pass sites,… bittorrent anyone? The guy probably used his credit card too, what a maroon!

  14. BubbaRay says:

    Mr. Mustard, forgive me, it was all in fun. I thought you of all posters would have some fun with the word “salacious,” nothing sinister or any derision implied.

  15. Ron Larson says:

    If that is a recent photo, she is still fine looking!

  16. Frog Prince says:

    PETA!!!!!

    As the Canadians say:
    There is plenty of room for ALL of Gods Creatures…….right next to the mashed potatoes.

  17. Old Geezer says:

    Quoting #15: If that is a recent photo, she is still fine looking!

    If I had a women like this you wouldnt hear me complaining. Hell, I’d probably take anybody that gives me a second look. One fine looking women though. Some guys just don’t know what they got.

  18. GigG says:

    #17 Keep in mind that for every hot woman you see there is some guy that is tired of banging her.

    This is her third or fourth marriage. Maybe some of the blame needs to rest with her.

  19. James Hill says:

    “They caught him ridin’ dirty!” – Rev. JW

  20. Madtownmoxie says:

    PETA?

    If God didn’t want us to eat Animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat!

  21. Old Geezer says:

    Quoting #18: Keep in mind that for every hot woman you see there is some guy that is tired of banging her.

    Hey GigG, even though I know what you mean, I probably wouldn’t have a chance to get tired of riding high in the saddle with some hot chick, so to speak. It would probably do me in before that happens, all in all not a bad way to go I suppose. Cheers.

  22. Mike says:

    Okay — you are married to a freaking model and you need P to get going? Come on — what is UP with that.

    Lu-who-zer!

  23. Ron Larson says:

    One of my favorite graffiti slogans… I saw this in a men’s room at a San Diego pub.

    “She make look fine. But someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit”

  24. Glenn E. says:

    PETA = People Eating Turkey Always.

    When someone goes thru several marriages, you have to think its really their fault, they went bad. Because they’re the common element. Either they’re some kind of monster, or they manage to pick the same sort who’s bad for them, again and again.

    It has always fascinated me that rich and famous women usually feel they must marry some guy with equal or greater wealth. I guess they believe the guy doesn’t love them only for their money. But this rarely works, as a rich guy figures he got his trophy supermodel wife now. And he’s rich enough to fool around on the side with a younger woman. And the pre-nups often work both ways, so she can’t take his money, when she finds him out. So marrying over money (or careers) as security, rather than love, isn’t going to last. And Brinkley apparently can’t see past her own financial status, to figure out what true love is. She’s been a rich bitch for too long. She should just become the female Hugh Hefner and enjoy. She still looks good enough to keep several boy toys interested.

  25. Hannibal says:

    #11: People Eating Tasty Animals?
    #24: PETA = People Eating Turkey Always

    I love these, here’s another:

    PETA = Please Eat The Animals

    By the way, why do the call their website the PETA FILES? Kinda sounds like baby animal abuse. >> http://blog.peta.org/

    This women supports PETA. Not the kind of women I’d like to take out to dinner. Of course I might have ‘her’ for dinner, he, he. Mmmmm women, the other white meat.

  26. >>When someone goes thru several marriages, you have
    >>to think its really their fault, they went bad.

    Well, there’s plenty of blame to go around. Billy Joel has been married as many times as Christie Brinkley, and he looks like shit to boot.

    In addition, he has a new trophy wife who is THIRTY TWO YEARS YOUNGER than he is. That’s always creepy.

    In any case, I’d rather wake up in bed with Christie than with Billy, and the fact that her most recent husband was shoving her head into a bucket of ice water and banging a floozie can’t really be attributed to her.


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