What would you guess those are? New or “Newer”?

After a year of trying to sell her four-bedroom home and eight years of singledom, Deven Trabosh is offering her South Florida home and a shot at marrying her on the Internet.

“I figured let’s combine the ad because I’m looking for love and I’m looking to sell the house,” said Trabosh, a Barbie-esque blonde who teeters around the nearly 2,000 square-foot house in patent leather heels.

eBay yanked her ad, but it is still up on Craigslist complete with photos of everything that’s “for sale”.

Traveling Lady in immediate need of her Prince Charming, someone who wants to share & create magical moments, imaginations & fantasies for LIFE!!!

If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams!

To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now

PROPERTY INFORMATION

Gated 24 hour manned community,Lush landscaping throughout the community & a newly updated clubhouse that offers swimming pools, hot tub, 4 tennis courts, 2 racket ball courts, sand volleyball court,children’s playground and a fitness center with brand new equipment,& more! It’s like living in a five star resort. This Dakotah model has a great room with vaulted ceilings and many windows that bring the outside in. This well maintained , impeccably clean home has neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile. The 1ST floor master suite has a double entry door & a master bath with double sinks, a soaking tub & an over sized shower stall. There is also a 1st floor Powder room. The second floor loft/media room overlooks the great room and leads to the 3 full size bedrooms, full bathroom. An extended terrace overlooks the garden. This is a fantastic buy, in a great location.




  1. rectagon says:

    It looks like she’s had a neck injury and can’t get her chin out of her chest. I’d buy the house then sue for a lack of disclosure. Boot her out and bring in my real wife and 10 kids.

  2. KD Martin says:

    Who was it that said, “Just buy the woman a house, give her the credit cards and skip the costly divorce phase?

  3. Esteban says:

    I’ve not seen a golddigger like that since 1849.

  4. Rick Cain says:

    The last time a woman came with the residence was in “Soylent Green”.
    I would like to see a picture of the house.

  5. Outlaw84 says:

    She’s not hot and she’s not blonde. Fake boobs and maybe just maybe have a penis!!

  6. Jägermeister says:

    Which section was it listed under?… Used cars?

  7. Mark Derail says:

    I suggest a non-American use this opportunity to become American through marriage.

    How about it Pedro?

  8. Jägermeister says:

    #7 – Mark Derail

    What will Hugo say? Pedro is his favorite boy.

  9. Of all the pumped-up silicone sisters who have appeared on dvorak dot org slash blog, that has to be one of the most unpalatable ones.

    I’d pay an extra $20,000 to get the house without her. And that’s negotiable.

  10. Rick Cain says:

    I saw a clear photo of her. Wow she looks really old and ragged for a 46 year old woman. She needed to stay off the tanning bed and get in her house safe from sunlight.


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