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It was a long time ago, but I don’t offhand recall my high school having a policy regarding ninjas. Ah, how times have changed… |
School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods
BARNEGAT, N.J. – It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
Oxymoron alert! If you can see a ninja running through the woods then it’s not a ninja.
Awww damn it! You beat me to it, SJP.
(Yeah, both at 6:41)
For a definition of oxymoron:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXp3gZ6rBoY
Why didn’t you use the Ask A Ninja pic???
Besides, anyone with any sense knows there is no such thing as ninja. Its a myth, a boogie man story to scare children.
Behave and eat all your tako or the ninja will get ya!
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I somehow picture the principal of this school as Buck Henry.
Hooray New Jersey
Thank God it wasn’t a pirate!