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“and thats why you no longer have a brother” 😀
“With food prices soaring, parents are forced find food wherever they can”
can we do the shark tank next?
can we, can we, please…)
With his family starving, and ice fishing producing nothing of substance, Mitch got an idea…
Rabies Is A-Okay!
Uncle Dave, experiencing a slow news day, sacrifices his nephew to the news gods. Yeah … I didn’t know the news gods where raccoons either.
Told you kids were the best bait for raccoons!
New Halloween game… dunking for raccoons.
Now, just drop the kid down to me nice n easy and no one else gets hurt.
Jake, hey Jake! This kids’s trying to pawn off another rubber biscuit. What do ya say, should I take a finger instead?
“The DumbAss Brigade Goes To The Zoo”
It would be funnier if it was a bear.
Why do people go to a zoo to see raccoons?
There must be 100s living in my neighbourhood.
12,
have you ever seen what a raccoon can do in about 1 second??
As the boy was pulled back, screaming, with a STUMP for a hand..
Feed them, and they will come.
Jimmy this is how one can get baylisascaris procyonis.
Damn !!! It appears the adult has already bred.
Do not feed the animals CHILDREN.
Hmm, should I remove the hand, or the stupid yellow hat?
Don
Onlookers: Pretty much not good for anything.
Racoon too stupid to take advantage of the human ladder.
“Fearing more bad publicity, the Jackson kids are sent to the zoo with others, who, as good employees, follow the instructions of Stupid Parents.”
Bet’cha 50 bucks he can eat Jimmy whole !!!
Damn This is the funniest post that ive seen on this site…keep up the good work.
Mmmmm… yummy fingers!
This is why straight couples should not be allowed to adopt.
“…and then the judge gave you to DFACS.”
Both of those Raccoons look fat, the humans just have FAT HEADS !!!
#3, iShark… perfect! Very funny!
Howard and Myrtle, stuffed as they were, took a taste but just couldn’t stomach another one. What ever happened to good old garbage cans, they wondered?
PULL, PULL….save me from this animal holding my feet!
Those raccoons must be on a McDonald’s diet. I doubt they could escape the zoo they can’t even climb a 1 foot wall.