1. Dauragon says:

    “and thats why you no longer have a brother” 😀

  2. bradyjas says:

    “With food prices soaring, parents are forced find food wherever they can”

  3. iShark says:

    can we do the shark tank next?
    can we, can we, please…)

  4. adogg4629 says:

    With his family starving, and ice fishing producing nothing of substance, Mitch got an idea…

  5. Rich says:

    Rabies Is A-Okay!

  6. Improbus says:

    Uncle Dave, experiencing a slow news day, sacrifices his nephew to the news gods. Yeah … I didn’t know the news gods where raccoons either.

  7. towerone says:

    Told you kids were the best bait for raccoons!

  8. hhopper says:

    New Halloween game… dunking for raccoons.

  9. Randysouth says:

    Now, just drop the kid down to me nice n easy and no one else gets hurt.

  10. SparkyOne says:

    Jake, hey Jake! This kids’s trying to pawn off another rubber biscuit. What do ya say, should I take a finger instead?

  11. Eric says:

    “The DumbAss Brigade Goes To The Zoo”

  12. chuck says:

    It would be funnier if it was a bear.

    Why do people go to a zoo to see raccoons?
    There must be 100s living in my neighbourhood.

  13. ECA says:

    12,
    have you ever seen what a raccoon can do in about 1 second??

    As the boy was pulled back, screaming, with a STUMP for a hand..

    Feed them, and they will come.

  14. eyeofthetiger says:

    Jimmy this is how one can get baylisascaris procyonis.

  15. Mr. Gawd Almighty says:

    Damn !!! It appears the adult has already bred.

  16. jlm says:

    Do not feed the animals CHILDREN.

  17. Don says:

    Hmm, should I remove the hand, or the stupid yellow hat?

    Don

  18. Moose says:

    Onlookers: Pretty much not good for anything.

  19. bobbo says:

    Racoon too stupid to take advantage of the human ladder.

  20. Mr . Peco says:

    “Fearing more bad publicity, the Jackson kids are sent to the zoo with others, who, as good employees, follow the instructions of Stupid Parents.”

  21. JoeSlow says:

    Bet’cha 50 bucks he can eat Jimmy whole !!!

  22. CZen says:

    Damn This is the funniest post that ive seen on this site…keep up the good work.

  23. Balbas says:

    Mmmmm… yummy fingers!

  24. Dallas says:

    This is why straight couples should not be allowed to adopt.

  25. dmstrat says:

    “…and then the judge gave you to DFACS.”

  26. JimD says:

    Both of those Raccoons look fat, the humans just have FAT HEADS !!!

  27. JimR says:

    #3, iShark… perfect! Very funny!

  28. KarmaBaby says:

    Howard and Myrtle, stuffed as they were, took a taste but just couldn’t stomach another one. What ever happened to good old garbage cans, they wondered?

  29. BobB says:

    PULL, PULL….save me from this animal holding my feet!

  30. Rick Cain says:

    Those raccoons must be on a McDonald’s diet. I doubt they could escape the zoo they can’t even climb a 1 foot wall.


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