If We Ban Trees As Weapons, Only Criminals Will Have… Oh.

By Uncle Dave Friday June 20, 2008

Scared by a palm frond as a kid and assumed everyone would be? Oddly, this isn’t the first tree-related robbery attempt.

xjonx says:

6/20/2008 at 5:14 pm

Awesome! I like how the clerk’s response to “$50” was “get out”.
doug says:

6/20/2008 at 5:22 pm

wait until he gets to the pen and has to tell everyone he was thwarted by, um, stool.
Jägermeister says:

6/20/2008 at 5:25 pm

Hey, Woody… is that you?
Jägermeister says:

6/20/2008 at 5:29 pm

#2 – doug

Not wanting to be called a coward, he’ll revise his story… I pushed his stool with my stick…
You says:

6/20/2008 at 7:35 pm

This is your brain on drugs.
SeaWolf says:

6/20/2008 at 8:35 pm

those fronds can cut you bad, trust me, but it cant really be fatal,so.

also, this happened a BLOCK away from the police station.
Doug aka nullvariable says:

6/20/2008 at 8:46 pm

I can’t tell for sure but I’d swear that it sounds like the clerk in the first video knows the dudes name…or maybe its the other clerk…who knows…deff should get a darwin award
Balbas says:

6/21/2008 at 6:18 am

Sounded like the clerk kept saying, “what of it?”
Cinaedh says:

6/21/2008 at 9:35 am

I’m very surprised they didn’t use marijuana plants as a disguise.