As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective “low-rise v-string” from the Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Thing” line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court
What about the eyes of the poor fellows who had to witness this spectacle?
Seriously, if your underwear explodes when you try it on, you’re wearing the wrong size.
Typical woman.
Salesperson: “Here’s a size 10”
Woman: “No no no, I wear a size 4, I’ve always worn a size 4.”
Salesperson: “Please, do not put that on.
Woman (straining into the outfit): “Don’t worry, it’ll fit.”
The salesperson dives for cover.
Pics or it didn’t happen… 🙂
HOW close was her FACE to her ????
Seriously, that woman is decades past 52. A touch of credulity please. The actual woman was African American, and the actual underwear, much more interesting.
http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-video-thong,0,544693.htmlstory
Please pass the eye bleach!
She should be paid the weight of the g-string in nickles.
Thanks a lot, Helzerman!
Now how many decades do I have to live to get THAT mental picture out of my head!
I’m just gonna say this once, and once only…
There’s something very fishy about this story.
Augh!!!
#4, greyhair,
Thanks for the link. It fills in a few questions.
A knee grow, that explains it.