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The lawyer told the area’s local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it.
Wonder how much it cost?
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The best use for that confessional box in a long time.
Wasn’t it the lord who said “go forth and multiply”? They were just following his instructions. He never said where.
They were cautioned for obscene acts in public
I’m an atheist and have never been a Catholic, but I thought the confessional was a private place to ask forgiveness for one’s sins, no?
I think these two were just using a private place for a different private function. I can’t see how anyone thought they were in public.
I’m sure the cries of “Oh God!!” were perfectly in place during mass as well.
If this box is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’.
What, it was a soundproof confessional?
A church strapped for cash could set up a whole line of “confessionals” that rent for twenty bucks per half-hour. That fee would include a limited-scope indulgence from the Pope for guilt-free sex. Naturally, anything taken from the mini-bar would cost extra.
It’s about time for another Reformation anyway.
It’s like the guy that sits down in the booth and doesn’t say anything for a while. The Priest finally asks if he can help. The man replies, “Yeah, you got any paper on your side?”
See Woody Allen’s “Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.”
As a minister, while I wouldn’t want anyone actually doing this in the church, if they were married, there is absolutely nothing in scripture that says they were doing anything wrong. If doing it on a plane is the mile high club, then what is this?
A drunk staggered into a Catholic church and was banging into the pews, staggering and finally ended up in the confessional. A priest was observing and went into the other side, slid back the window and said, “can I help you my son?” The drunk replied, “yeah, do you have any toilet paper?”
Sex in a church? Sacrilege! Only priests and alter boys are allowed to do that!
Seriously though, I heard the Pope said that if Michael Jackson keeps misbehaving, they’re just going to have to give him his own diocese…
A priest who wrote an advice column for a diocesan paper once got the question: “Is it okay to have sex before communion?”
His answer: Yes, on 2 conditions:
1) you’re married
2) you don’t block the aisle.