If you three ever touch my husband again, I’ll get my friend bubba back there to kill you!
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“Just smile and back away slowly.”
I so identify with the guy in the background behind her.
If looks could par-broil…
“Wait till I tell Scooby!”
“She is just so… FEIRCE”
Biff wonders if this is the perfect time to ask if Hillary has 3 cigars.
Guy in front:
Oh my gosh, who is that freaky life size chuckie baby huggin my friends? Get her off.
Guy in back:
I am so sick of her always forcing me to be on the bottom. Tonight, things WILL be different, you’ll see.
Little did Trey know that he was just 3 seconds away from being eviscerated by a Secret Service agent just for looking too damned suspicious… and gay.
Secret Service: “I hate protecting hypocrites”.
Secret Service: “I hate protecting hypocrites”.
Hillary Billary: “I hate Americans but what the heck, anything for a photo-op.”
She would go so well served up with a fine Chianti
balloon over guy in back….
Come on be the one… be the one… How many more nut jobs to I have to let near her…
To all those who commented above, thanks for the smiles!
Hill:
Lies, lies, lies, duh, lies, lies, lies, der. (Interpret: Look how bad I F’d the ppl in New York.)
Gay Looking Schmuck:
I am not alone, her husband cheated on her too! I love her!
SS Dude:
I can’t believe I got this shit detail, who’s cornflakes did I piss in anyway?
Gay Guy:
“It works, it works! Soon I will rule the World!”
Now that she looks doomed to failure, maybe I can be the first Queen of America!
GG:
I’ve got her ear now, and no one knows.
SS:
Ok, where’d her ear go?
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Yessssssss Yesssssss Exxxxxcellent!
“OMG its Veronica Belmont posing with some lady”
Amphetamine: Don’t do it!
Dude on Left – “I am so Gay”
Secret Service – “That gay better not get closer…”
HC – “Why do all these people smell so foul?”
Shit eating grin defined
“My new frosting technique is a hit!”
The Other Guy:
“Gawd! Who botched that frosting job? Could you have used any more bleach? Look at those roots! What the hell?”
Miguel St. John was feverish at the thought of impressing Jodie Foster… and was sure she’d notice…this time.
“oh My gosh she has such Fabulous hair”
Stern looking guy in back : hey your not allowed to take pictures here. I need some ID.
“Junior Senator from New York posing with former President’s dates”
Oh, I feel I can soo sucker punch her.
If you three ever touch my husband again, I’ll get my friend bubba back there to kill you!