A biochemist was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for killing her estranged husband by knocking him out and stuffing him into a vat of acid, possibly while he was still alive…

Just days after Timothy Schuster was reported missing, his half-dissolved remains — intact from only the belt buckle down — were found inside a 55-gallon barrel concealed in a storage unit his wife had rented…

Prosecutors said Schuster and her former lab assistant, James Fagone, first immobilized Timothy Schuster with a stun gun and a chloroform-soaked rag. Then they bound his hands and feet, dumped his body headfirst into a barrel while he was still breathing and poured hydrochloric acid on him.

AHK!!! AHK!!! AHK!!!

Thanks, K B – I think.




  1. Thomas says:

    And here we thought that this type of thing only happened in Toon Town…

  2. Cinaedh says:

    If he was alive at the time, at least they put him in head first.

    AHK!!! AHK!!! AHK!!!

  3. Angel H. Wong says:

    And then Gloria Allred and her posse of man-hating feminists will say it’s her husband’s fault.

  4. hhopper says:

    Didn’t you mean, “ACK!!!ACK!!!ACK!!!?”

  5. Who says:

    He was probably screwing her sister. You think she was pissed?

  6. CompiledTom says:

    Talk about swift justice. Why does it take 5 years to try and convict such an open and shut case?

  7. Sying Flaucer says:

    #2 Cinaedh
    “at least they put him in head first”

    Read that again, the barrel was empty when they stuck him in it, then they poured the acid in on him. Probably a slower death than a sudden immersion. I hope he was still out cold!

  8. RBG says:

    With one difference, that’s how I used to make hydrogen for balloons when I was a kid.

    RBG

  9. edwinrogers says:

    I guess, she’s a red head.

  10. B. Dog says:

    When the only tool you’ve got is a hammer everything looks like a nail.

  11. Cinaedh says:

    # 7 – Sying Flaucer

    I wonder if ‘blockquote’ works here:

    Read that again, the barrel was empty when they stuck him in it, then they poured the acid in on him. Probably a slower death than a sudden immersion. I hope he was still out cold!

    If he was awake, you could call it a fairly ineffective form of waterboarding, since the exercise would be rather swiftly lethal.

  12. SJP says:

    With her father dissolved in a vat of acid and her mom behind bars for life, their daughter states, “Look who’s smiling now.”

    Seeing someone blessed like that during the Christmas season is even more heart warming.

  13. Steve says:

    Maybe it’s just another botched sex game.

  14. Rich says:

    You can just TELL a woman did it. A guy would have at least bonked him on the head and sat him down in the barrell. The sweet lady INVERTED him so he would drown.

  15. Jim says:

    this sounds like a death more fitting of a Dr. Phibes movie more than one for CSI. i know Dr Phibes films are probably older than me, but my dad was a fan of the films and I saw some of the clips. now that was creative death on that film. good thing today’s murders don’t take more cues from him.

  16. Farnaz Soulati says:

    I wish I did this to him! Drowned in Acid, what a way to get him snuffed…

  17. Ehmel says:

    @farnaz
    you have a quite nice imagination…..


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