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Whats this have to do with the Beatles?
That’s right — Obama is going to be America’s next president.
#1, You’re kidding right?
Pretty funny.
I think the performer/satirist should get the credit here, not the Beatles?
Who is the guy—anyway?
Oh–paulaldrich.com
Kum Ba Yah is kinda interesting. If you single click on the links–it starts an immediate download instead of opening up. I have 7 copies of that song now.
Hard to beat “Gloria.” Can’t beat that beat.
Hardy har har. I have made up more amusing parody songs than that.
And compared to the current Imbecile in Chief, Hillary looks like a hybrid of Einstein, Charlize Theron, and Mother Teresa.
November 2008….BRING IT ON!!
Nice find Hop….LOL!
Mister Mustard, anybody looks good compared to W.
Amusing, I liked it.
This should give all the right wing nuts something to jerk off about for some time.
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Oh, I guess I was just impersonating the laugh track.
I still to this day am impressed by this small fact:
How could the remaining “SuperPower”, and the “leader” of the free world, elect W. in the first place, and then re-elect him.
Sorry, I’m not AntiAmerican, and would hate to come across like one, but, folks, please do something about your society…It’s falling apart and crumbling down.
And also, Hillary, Obama and even McCain… Things can only get better…
#11–joaol==I agree. Bush term one could be “almost forgiven” even with Bush showing himself quite plainly to be a silver coke spoon idiot boy of privilege, and a very bad performance by Gore==assuming different personae with every debate. So stupid. Term 2 is a puzzler. By then Bush PROVED he was an idiot, yet the anti-elitism appeal and fear mongering of Bush over Kerry still won over an objective track record==give Karl Rove credit.
But do you really think Bush’s third term aka McCain will be that much better??? McCain is different/better than Bush==yes, impossible not to be but on the MAIN POINT, McCain and Bush are one==using war/military power as american foreign policy. But to be truthful, McCain has already flip-flopped and whored himself out so completely, its hard to say just what is position on anything will be. Does look like he will win though.
And the beat goes on. Maybe the George Soros led swiftboating will ironically save the day.
LOL – My French wife overheard the video from upstairs, is now singing Let It Be.
BONUS: She has a wonderful singing voice.
This post has made my day in two different ways!!!
#5 Mister Mustard – You must be blind to even mention Queen Hillary the Bitch in the same sentence as Charlize Theron.
Geez, put Bill in a room with both naked and see which way his johnson points…..
>>You must be blind to even mention Queen
>>Hillary the Bitch in the same sentence
>>as Charlize Theron.
Nope, not blind, just realistic. I said compared to a stumble-bum nitwit chickenhawk liar like Dumbya, she’s Charlize/ Mother T./ Einstein.
Put any horndog in a room with a nubile hottie like Charlize and a 60-year-old woman and see which way his johnson points. Big woop. I’m not looking to fuck the president, I just want one who’s not a stumble-bum nitwit chickenhawk liar.
Personally, I’d go for either Obama or Hill; compared to our present Retard-in-Chief, they BOTH look like Charlize/ Mother T./ Einstein. I can’t say the same for Bush III (McCain). He would be better than Dumbya (a monkey from the zoo could clear that bar), but he’s way too much of a Bush acolyte to be even remotely attractive as a candidate. He can go live in Iraq for 100 years if he wants (although he’s going to have to be cryogenically preserved like Ted Williams), but I’m not voting for anyone who puts forth a proposition like that.
#15 Mister Mustard – “Put any horndog in a room with a nubile hottie like Charlize and a 60-year-old woman and see which way his johnson points. Big woop. I’m not looking to fuck the president, I just want one who’s not a stumble-bum nitwit chickenhawk liar.”
I guess you are just looking for a president to fuck us.
Probably all of them in this case and it will be a certainty if a tax and tax and tax and tax and spend liberal gets in.
>>I guess you are just looking for a
>>president to fuck us.
Nope, Steve-O. We’ve had one of those for 8 years now, and it hasn’t felt good. For anyone. Including the willing and those who asked for it.
There’s nfw that a Bush III is going to take this cake.
November 2008…. BRING IT ON. Maybe we can finally accomplish ONE mission.
#17 MM – Maybe I should have said a president to fuck us more…
You can rest assured that I’m not happy with Bush II and I’m not really thrilled with McCain but I sure as hell don’t want Obomba and the Bitch running things.
Please you guys don’t elect that MCain sombich, he will fuck the world WAYYYY worse than dubya did.
>>I sure as hell don’t want Obomba and the
>>Bitch running things.
I would fall on my knees and give thanks to the high heavens.
Bush III would probably be better than Bush II (is there a monkey or a lizard who wouldn’t be??), but he’s WAAAAAY too much like Dumbya to be acceptable (other than to the bitter, gun- and religion-clinging hatemongers) to ever win the election.
Quote from The Heartland (Even Bayh):
“One of Sen. Clinton’s staunchest supporters, Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh acknowledged there was some truth in Sen. Obama’s remarks. But Republicans would use them against him anyway, Sen. Bayh said.”
#20 MM – Good thing I’m agnostic or atheist or secular humanist.
I do likes my guns though. Only thing I have ever protested for.
Sounds sad doesn’t it.