cheese.jpg It’s an interesting human trait that it seems normal to drink cow milk, but the thought of adults drinking human breast milk (assuming you aren’t into some fetish whatever) or eating products made from it is a tad off putting if not downright gag inducing. Bon appetit!

Human Breast Milk Cheese Made in France

Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? Admittedly, that imagery makes me come to the conclusion that it’s an absolutely bizarre and crazy world of cheesemaking in little ole Singly, France. But, no. I think the “donors” bring their milk to the farm, or something like that.

The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut. I still have my doubts about its existence, though. The farm says the cheese is rich in vitamins and nutrients but I don’t think these survive after being ultra-pasteurized. Also, they have an “AB” label, which is the official label for organic products. Does that mean that the women all grazed on organic?

Turns out there are others selling human milk products. Do we now have a real-world use for this delightful product? And finally, perhaps suppliers to the farm will be interested in the bacon bra for breakfast with their cheese.




  1. JimD says:

    John D. Rockefeller I used to buy Human Breast Milk to keep his sorry bones alive near the end of his life ! And we know breast milk is very good for babies – even essential, so perhaps there is something there. But, yeah, it makes me gag too !!!

  2. bobbo says:

    If you don’t like the cheese, you really ain’t gonna like the coffee creamer.

  3. BertDawg says:

    It’s amusing how stupid people are so quick to form an opinion without the facts. If you haven’t tried it (breast milk), you know not whereof you speak. It is actually very tasty, kinda sweet.

  4. JB says:

    I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the story or the picture

  5. Now available at your local Hooters …

  6. #2 – bobbo,

    Maybe not. But, it comes in such cute packages …

  7. RAlter says:

    The lalatimes.com is a joke news web site. The “Human Milk Products” link is not true.

    The Le Petit Singly farms is up for debate. A few think this may be a hoax.

    http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4585/

  8. Dallas says:

    Stop with the mammary glands for crying out loud!

  9. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    #3, I must agree that it’s good and fun to get direct from the source. And after you’ve had it straight from the source, some other good stuff soon happens.

  10. Brother Angelico says:

    Human breast milk cheese is actually quite wholesome and tasty….I love it! Been enjoying it for years. My concubines lovingly provide me with it.
    It’s dickcheese that has me gagging, a strange and noxious wierdness that a certain bizarre subculture goes for. Yuck!!!

  11. Bigby says:

    #0 “Does that mean that the women all grazed on organic?”

    Sheesh… Yes, of course the women ate organic food. What other kind is there? Inorganic, i.e. rocks, silicates, metals? Non-organic (whatever that might be)? Humans can only digest organic material and not all of it at that (e.g. cellulose, crude oil, etc).

    Stupid, ignorant, misleading, nonsensical – organic.

  12. Les says:

    Bottled, or on tap?

  13. admfubar says:

    hhhhmmmm the power of cheese!
    Got milk??
    Happy cows come from california.
    Look for the real seal….

  14. RBG says:

    Next you’ll be telling me astronauts are gonna be drinking water from pee.

    Can’t help but think of that rotf Borat punchline.

    11 Bigby, I’ve mostly been on the same soapbox but have softened over the years as “organic” gets an official civilian make-over definition.

    RBG

  15. zebulon says:

    I confirm this is a hoax. For those who doubt it, try going on the web site, and order something: you’re directed on a web page telling you: “this is a hoax, bla bla….”

  16. zebulon says:

    I confirm this is a hoax. For those who doubt it, try going on the web site, and order something: you’re directed on a web page telling you: “this is a hoax, bla bla….”

    French people are not THAT crazy…

  17. bobbo says:

    #11–Bigby and #14–RGB (in your younger days).

    You know whats interesting about words? They mean only what any group of humans think they mean. Now, that is so simple it hardly is worth mentioning, but it is the basis for something more complex that demonstrates how you falter in perceiving this world.

    Many if not most words have more than one meaning, and more than that have “shades” of meaning. Lets take the word “organic.”

    Noun: Organic 1. A fertilizer tht is derived from animal or vegetable matter.

    Adjective: organic.
    1. Relating or belonging to the class of chemical compounds having a carbon basis “hydrocarbons are organic compounds”

    2. Of or relating to or derived from living organisms

    3. Being or relating to or derived from or having properties characteristic of living organisms

    4. Involving or affecting physiology or bodily organs

    5. Of or relating to foodstuff grown or raised without synthetic fertilizers or pesticides or hormones

    6. Simple and healthful and close to nature

    7 Constitutional in the structure of something (especially your physical makeup)

    So, I’m curious. Why when “objectively” a word has multiple meanings, why would you pick one definition from many and reject the others even though all are equally valid/manufactured/created?

    Why so inflexible in your thinking? Do you recognize that trait in yourself? Can you change that? Should you?

    Then – – – drum roll – – – apply the same concept to politics, religion, ie==the rest of your life.

    /////pontification, off.

  18. RBG says:

    17 Bobbo. In the spirit of flexible thinking let’s just say everyone is right, all the time.

    RBG


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