Who needs Guitar Hero when ordinary guys like in that cool video can jam sooo… cooly! I need to get one of these so I can be the life of the party when I bring it and so I can invite women up to my crib to be astounded by what I can do with it with my… well, you know… and…. I’d just be the coolest guy around!

With it’s ultra high tech lasers (real lasers!) zooming between your fingers and the spectacular programming that must have gone into this, it’s hard to believe the beamz Music Performance System is only a paltry $599!

With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because — whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence — your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great.

Isn’t it amazing what they can do with technology today? You’d think they could go to the moon if they can build something like this!




  1. Ben says:

    Isn’t this just Conductor hero but without the scoring. Just needs to come with a baton and a coat with tails…

  2. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    They’ll sell a dozen. Maybe.

  3. Derek says:

    WTF! Like guitar hero play a real instrument stupid.

  4. Dallas says:

    Pretty cool. Certainly makes it easy for someone like me that cannot play a musical instrument yet would like to experiment with many of them.

  5. framitz says:

    Hmmm 6 switches that trigger sequences or what not.

    Would be a lot easier to use if it was hand held with simple buttons and should sell for about ten bucks.

    Aren’t inexpensive keyboards that do a lot more, less expensive and more versatile even for a non-musician?

  6. Smartalix says:

    I’d rather have a Theremin.

  7. Big Foot says:

    I love mine!

  8. atomix says:

    Everyone sounds good! You can tell because even a GIRL from ASIA sounds good! (2:36)

    Oh crap, I just realized I wasted 3 minutes of my life.

  9. billabong says:

    It will be 100 bucks within 2 years.The Wurlitzer organ for this new century.It will also be the home movie nuclear option.If you want to get rid of guests just drag this out and DON’T let anyone else touch it.

  10. UltramanNick says:

    Oh this is great. Now everyone can be a John Tesh or a Yanni in their own homes.

  11. Balbas says:

    Just wait ’til the Fundies get ahold of these — “Come play the light of the Lord!”

  12. RBG says:

    My grandfather had something like that. Quite the artist that guy. I remember he could create beautiful and different music styles manipulating just one dial-thing. He would push another key to turn it on & off whenever he wanted to, and even could make it louder or softer on command.

    RBG

  13. Pharaoh90 says:

    Simply, Zzzzzzz.

  14. NoSpam says:

    Probably be more fun with drunk people. 🙂

  15. Jamie says:

    As they said on Attack of the Show last night in response to this:

    (paraphrased)
    It’s like the Kazoo. Yet another musical instrument that you can totally master, and has no chance whatsoever of getting you laid.

  16. ECA says:

    A triggered device that lets you PLAY with the music??
    Its ONLY MIDI…

  17. hhopper says:

    Most awesomest? Cripes!

    For a good laugh, see what Gizmodo has to say about it.

  18. James says:

    I’ll take one if the shades are included. Instant awesomeness!

  19. Jamie says:

    #20: I wasn’t detecting ANY irony in UD’s post whatsoever.

  20. Jägermeister says:

    #11 Pedro

    Yep, Jean-Michel Jarre was leading the way.

  21. Uncle Dave says:

    #22: Me? Use irony and sarcasm? Never!

  22. Matt Y says:

    Video’s dead…

  23. Matt Y says:

    never mind

  24. AWWang says:

    Sweet, where can I get this?


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