Jesus Christ

John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist’s interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John’s toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.

Its a miracle!!!!




  1. Improbus says:

    Man, this day can not be over soon enough for me. These lame gags are starting to get to me and it isn’t even lunch yet.

  2. Rabble Rouser says:

    Maybe they’ll sell it on e-bay!

  3. Rabble Rouser says:

    You know how people use the expletive, “Jesus H. Christ?” Well after much research I have found that Jesus Christ did have a middle name, and its initial was actually ‘H.’ The name… Hussein!

  4. McCullough says:

    #1. Lunch? Its not even breakfast here, think I’ll have toast.

  5. julieb says:

    Fools. There is no toast.

  6. the answer says:

    I will start the Church of Toast!!! We take donations of money and / or bread crumbs. All Hail our Patron saints, Stroehman, Rudy, Wonder…

  7. Mister Mustard says:

    Granola bars are longer and thinner. That’s definitely toast.

  8. JimR says:

    Toast is just a 5000 year old myth!

    Jesus had black hair and brown eyes.

  9. kucing says:

    At first it was difficult to spot, but if you look very carefully at the lower right hand corner of the picture for a couple minutes, you’ll see the outline of a toast!

    Amazing!

  10. Jeanne says:

    #3 — not Hussein, but Harold:
    Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name
    Though, some believe that it is Jesus F**king Christ. I don’t know though — I would need to have a pic of that.

  11. PeterR says:

    Somebody must have prayed for his/her daily bread.

  12. whit says:

    Where the toast on Mohammad?

  13. t0llyb0ng says:

    That is Jesus’s official 10 Commandments badge. Note it’s in the shape of two stone tablets.

  14. zorkor says:

    its hoaxes like these which make me feel proud to be a Muslim. We don’t need to see toasts to prove Islam as the true religion to the world. By the way, toast , alcohol and other drinking stuff are forbidden in Islam.

  15. bobbo says:

    #14–Hey zorkor==do images of Muhammad ever appear in the Middle East? Obviously, if one arose, it would have been done by Muhammad and not by those seeing it, so I don’t see any prohibitions there.

  16. McCullough says:

    #14. Toast is forbidden in Islam? What the hell do you have against TOAST for cryin out loud? Its just BREAD!!!! Is bread forbidden in Islam too? How about air? Cripes! I think your making shit up. Isn’t lying forbidden in Islam?

  17. Jess Hurchist says:

    #3 I knew that

  18. Ah_Yea says:

    #16, McCullough. If lying was forbidden in Islam, there wouldn’t BE any Islam!

  19. Chris Mac says:

    #14 – cummon zorkor.. If you were a real muslim.. We’d all be dead by now

  20. Mr. Catshit says:

    #20-22,

    Niola,

    It is bad form to try and promote your blog so blatantly on someone else’s blog. If you are already this disreputable, why on earth would I want to spend any more time with you?

    [Niola is history- ed.]


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