SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right, you know.”
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
Cripes!
Thanks MJ
This is exactly the reason I haven’t been to Australia yet.
I think if I was being raped by a wombat, I’d be speaking “French”, if you know what I mean. 🙂
Australia = Haven for furries
He was asking for it.
At least you’re not going to CNN.com anymore…
yeah you learn “HELP!” in any language real quick when that thing’s biting your backside
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
What’s his point, they’re Kiwi’s? 😉
He wasn’t speaking Strine – he was mumbling because he had a wombat in his mouth. 😉
I believe him.
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RBG
This guy would make a good running mate for the Democratic ticket.
The Republicans should use that as a campaign commercial suggesting what will happen to taxpayers.
New Zealanders fall for that ‘citizenship test’ gag every time!
#9, RBG,
(in between side splitting laughing bouts) that is sick.
I know. And I’m the normal one around here. ;^)
alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
Do you think!
Is that what he calls his wife ?
RBG you normal bastard! 😀