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A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”.
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When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”. He has since been fired.
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If it was consensual, private and the vacuum cleaner was over 18 years old, he should not have been fired.
Ha was an appliantologist, it was his religious right.
Well, if you saw some of the women in Poland, you’d understand…
In Soviet Union, dewice vas greatest achievement in miniature sex toy for members of Party. Used greatly by Comrade Khruschev during Glorious Cuban Missile Crisis to alleviate great stress. But name was Yuri not Henry vhen first deweloped.
# 3 OvenMaster
Man, you have no idea! There are so many absolutely beautiful polish women, it’s stunning!
I wonder that they sell vacuum cleaners in poland anyway 😉
pj
My dad once walked in on his maintenance man having sex with a dog in the office.
Are we sure that Hoover wasn’t named J.Edgar, and wearing a red dress, and “ready to go time and time again” ?
#5: Oh, I know there are! I was just cracking a lame stereotypical Polish joke.
And before anyone gets their panties in a wad, I’m 50% Polish. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may as well eat a gun barrel.
Technology has certainly come a long way. I remember the days before vacuum cleaners when we had to sweep our underpants.