Doctors baffled by green sweat – Ananova.com: Cheng Shunguo, 52, of Wuhan city, says his sweat turned green in the middle of November.
“I noticed that my underwear and bed sheets were all green, and even the water in the shower,” he told the Chutian Metropolis News.
Cheng says he feels no discomfort, but went to hospital because he was worried about his condition.
Doctors thoroughly cleaned his armpits but it took only 10 minutes for his sweat to turn a piece of white gauze green again.
They have carried out blood tests on Cheng, but found everything to be normal.
“We can’t find the cause,” admitted a spokesman for the hospital which reported the case to the media in the hope of finding a solution.

This situation reminds me of the case where people have blue urine, which can be the result of ingesting certain drugs or chemicals. This story has been posted previously by KD Martin at the Cagematch forums.



  1. joelesler says:

    It’s all those tiny green tea leaves.

  2. Ubiquitous Talking Head says:

    It reminds ME of the guy who’s trouser trout (of groinal fame) turned orange. He went to doctor after doctor with no success… they all deemed him healthy and found no cause for his condition. Finally he went to a psychiatrist, who started off with the usual questions about job, family, childhood, etc. After half an hour or so, the psychiatrist asked the guy about his home life.

    “How do you spend a typical evening?” he asked.

    “Well, usually I just sit around and watch porn and eat cheetohs”.

  3. John says:

    This sounds like a case for Dr. House.

  4. master_of_fm says:

    ummm… gatorade?

  5. DavidtheDuke says:

    ya #4, this guy should be their mascot

  6. Improbus says:

    Duh, he’s a Vulcan!

  7. Balbas says:

    Blue urine?

    Eat a whole box of Cap’n Crunch cereal in one sitting.

  8. joelesler says:

    @7

    Cap’n Crunch? Try Trix. It’s most interesting after you stand up, if you know what i mean.

  9. roland says:

    It’s most probably just some skin condition like a fungus

  10. JimR says:

    Just don’t get him angry, or hell transform into a big muscular green man and throw you through a break-away wall.

  11. estacado says:

    I had a roommate in college who sweat purple. We both thought it was strange but never went to the press with it.

  12. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    Drink some food coloring…every thing that comes out is colored for a day or two. Red is kinda freaky.

    Yes, in college we were bored.

  13. chadrick says:

    @#3

    It’s probably Lupas.

  14. James Hill says:

    It must be that clean water in China.

  15. tallwookie says:

    yep James Hill got it right

  16. Glenn E says:

    Now that old movie “The Boy With Green Hair” doesn’t sound so improbable anymore, eh?


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