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And don’t you dare think these aren’t the real deal. Just listen to this satisfied customer for the uranium ore:

I have to admit, I’ve tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you’ve never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven’t lived yet. And this can make it happen!

It’s also a wonderful dessert topping. A little of this on your ice cream and the kids will just scream and scream and scream….

For some reason, the company who made these thought they need other products, too.



  1. Cinaedh says:

    It was interesting to note 86 percent of the people who ordered the UFO Detector were perfectly happy with their purchase.

    Hmmmm…

  2. steve says:

    What I found interesting was that when you click on the Uranium it takes you to an Amazon page that says people who purchased this also purchased three different kinds of anal douche syringes.

    Coincidence?

    steve-o

  3. mike cannali says:

    U-238?
    I hope that the Iranians are thinking this way also.

    U-235 is the fissionalble isotope. U-238 is stable and useful as shileding. Reactors use a mixture, partly because almost pure u-235 is only required for weapons – and the mixture is much cheaper to refine from the seperated “yellowcake” ore that is 99.3% U-238, 0.07% U-235

  4. Timbo says:

    Click on those three Amazon sales items? What will Amazon offer you from then on?!?


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