Yes, I know it’s from the Daily Mail, but with our real news being so heavy handed with wars and politicians and stuff, we over here in the colonies need some comic relief at times. BTW, another story of theirs told me that dogs cause cancer and that my beer belly is good for me. Now that’s news I can use!
Help! My wife WAS a doting mother – then she went in to a coma and now she’s a hypersexual
Heather Howland looks at the floor as Andy, her husband of 15 years, tries to work out how many men she has had inappropriate relations with in the past two years.
“We were going through it all the other night and I said I reckoned there have been about 50,” he says, quite matter-of-factly.
“Heather said ‘Never!’ but I started to list them all and, yes, it is that many. I think she’s only had full sexual intercourse with five or six, but let’s just say that things have gone on that shouldn’t have gone on, with many more.”
[…]
“There was the builder, that bloke in the graveyard, the guy in your work,” Andy begins, and his voice trails off. His 35-year-old wife, who is pretty and articulate, takes over: “Don’t forget the man at the centre. And the young boy doing community service. Oh God, that was a bad one. I tried to drag him into the toilets.”
In May 2005, she suffered a massive brain haemorrhage while gardening. […] “The medical explanation is that she suffers from hypersexuality. It’s a convoluted way of saying she’s a nymphomaniac,” explains Andy.
Found by Don
In my experience, most women are nymphos, which is OK.
#1: surely you don’t mean those on this planet…
Anyone has her contact info?
Anyone know how to replicate this condition?
Yeh I slept with her, slaaag!!
Actualy this is pretty commen ocurance, when some women go through head injury their sex drives go through the roof, actualy knew a woman that got into a car wreck had some minor damage to her head and became super nympho
John Waters was right, hitting them in the head works perfectly.
#2
That’s the voice of Experience?
She was probably the community pin cushion prior to this happening and it was more discrete.
Well guess they will make up for a boring honeymoon
Hope the poor groom is not worn out this time
Obligatory joke:
Why did cavemen drag their women around by their hair?
Because if you drag them by their feet, their bunnies fill up with dirt.
#12 lol
Wow you guys are showing some real sensitivity and caring there.
Hey nappyheadedho, Heather never even looked at another man until after her brain injury and eaze- even now she wouldn’t sleep with an ugly dumb motherf like you.
I guess you would have to be a real guy to leave your kind of comments.
Thanks
Andy and Heather
Same problem with my wife. Don’t leave her alone anymore after the accident since we identified that she had a problem. Caught her with men many times. Several times when the man was just finishing if you know what I mean. And how stupid are men not to pull out??