Charges have been dropped against a Texas woman who was accused of giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him.

At the time of Warner’s indictment in 2005, police told the Houston Chronicle the woman had given her husband two large bottles of sherry, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas.

She told the newspaper her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in that manner.

Eeuuh!



  1. mark says:

    I really hate to laugh at this but I cant help myself. Next time try Miller Lite.

  2. Was it the Incas or Aztecs that the royals actually got hallucinogenic drugs via enema?

    Either way, this is a clear Darwin candidate. Great image with the dead Darwin fish. I love it.

  3. Raff says:

    Addicted to enemas?

    Do they have rehab for that?

  4. iGlobalWarmer says:

    I thought they only did stuff like this in parades in San Francisco.

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    I don’t want to know if they recycle.

  6. morbo says:

    Gettin’ high, so high you die, on a high colonic. Warner passed, I am afraid, passed about a 1/5th of booze out the tradesmens entrance.

  7. Joshua says:

    #3…..Yeah…..but they are really crappy!!!!!! 🙂

  8. Billabong says:

    I can’t think of a better use for sherry.

  9. jdm says:

    Remember to pass the Port to the left!

    (Yes, I know that Port wine in not Sherry; it’s the best I could think of!)

  10. pixistix says:

    She should have followed that up with a COFFEE enema to sober him up!

    HA!

  11. Mark T. says:

    You should have seen the blood toxicity test results for the gerbil!

  12. Palomar Jack says:

    Fine, they dropped the charges. Too bad there’s nothing that could have been done about bringing the remaining moron in that marriage up on charges of stupidity. Sadly, there’s no law against that.

    On the up-side, at least one of these idiots won’t be propagating their faulty code into the gene pool. With any luck, the remainder will fallow shortly enough.

  13. wriprodir says:

    Sherry, Sherry baby
    Sherry, Sherry baby

    Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
    Sherry can you come out tonight
    (Come,come, come out tonight)
    Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
    Sherry can you come out tonight

    (Why don’t you come out) To my twist party
    (Come out) Where the bright moon shines
    (Come out) We’ll dance the night away
    I’m gonna make you mine

    Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
    Sherry can you come out tonight
    (Come, come, come out tonight)

    You better ask your Mama (Sherry baby)
    Tell her everything is alright

    (Why don’t you come out) With your red dress on
    (Come out) Mmm you look so fine
    (Comeout) Move it nice and easy
    Girl, you make me lose my mind

    Sherry, sherry baby

  14. meetsy says:

    she cured him of his addiction

  15. usagi says:

    What the crap?!?!?


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