Worried that you’re not getting enough exercise or that you’ve eaten way too much garlic? A Japanese firm has come up with a phone that can help.

The handheld phone, equipped with various devices that can measure your pulse or the amount of steps you’ve taken in a day, dispenses heath advice after you’ve punched in statistics such as gender, age and weight.

And you can also exhale into the phone and it will tell you whether its time to reach for the breath mints.

Should be able to have it rat on you to the ignition on your car and serve as an ignition lock – for DUI offenders.



  1. Tanqueray says:

    Hey its better than something living telling you.

  2. James Hill says:

    People around here are so full of shit I don’t think its a question at this point.

  3. Rabble Rouser says:

    I would REALLY like a cell phone that would tell me that my flatulence smells like roses.

  4. JPV says:

    I would like a cellphone that makes phone calls.

  5. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #4 – You took the words right out of my fingers…

  6. JimR says:

    Where can I find a girl with tape?

  7. TIHZ_HO says:

    In China the phone would be on a constant alarm!

    Dental hygiene is somewhat lacking in China. I mean there is some long distance halitosis here. Many times in a cab (back seat) and had to roll down the windows cause the driver’s breath smelled like rotting meat.

    Flatulence in public is common so sometimes I’m not sure which end is the problem. Funny thing is if you say something about the flatulence they are offended!

    Cheers

  8. Dallas says:

    That;’s a pretty good idea, actually.

    The cellphone should be and becomming more like a personal assistant. Tells you where you are, how to get to places, where are your friends, your health vital signs and now how you look and smell ( I use the camera to see if I have a schmootz on my face).

    I think this is great. Cellphone only for voice calls? Yeah, sure. The tech industry is driven by 60 and over crowd.


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