A Winnipeg man caught with his hands full while surfing for porn on a university computer wasn’t going to be discouraged before getting the job done, a court heard yesterday.
The 26-year-old pleaded guilty to one count of committing an indecent act and three breaches of probation after security staff at the University of Manitoba’s McDermot Avenue campus library caught him downloading porn from a public computer and masturbating on Aug. 4.
Court was told the man made no move to buckle up when approached by security staff and said “I’m almost done, can I finish?”
Doesn’t politeness count for anything in Canada, anymore.
I’ll take “Stories That Creep Me Out” for $1000, Alex!
I’m glad you didn’t supply the link for what he was watching — it must have been some really weird pr0n. This guy is a candidate for Hop’s UKKMA!
Well geez… this guy need help from a mental health facility. Just not for masturbating, which is normal… in fact, I’m doing it right now. Rather he needs help for whatever condition has made him into a 26 year old homeless guy in Canada.
But it is no surprise that he wanted to be in jail. Three meals and a bed is powerful lure, I’m willing to bet.
holy crap, I dont know what to say except…wow
security should have done us all a favor and shot him
#4 – good point, I was thinking something similar. 26 and homeless? What happened?
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Are you auditioning for troll of the month, GregA – or can’t you read English – even over at the Gizmodo site.
Note to newbies: GregA can safely be ignored, as can anyone else who equates cutting prices on a highly overpriced product with “phase out.”
Note to #7 GregA: Your faux “news” relates to this thread how? You say you made the connection because you always masturbate while watching videos on your iPhone, rather than going to the library??? OK, I get it — my bad.
#4 #6
His WoW subscription ran out and Mom kicked him out of the basement.
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He was reading about the new iPhone without the phone.
Cheers
#8, #9 – What would you rather have him do, post here or beat off in the library?
Library
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#10 – Actually, that’s a very probable theory.
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Libraries used to have limited access to the “stacks” – where they had limited editions, rare, exotic [which included salacious] publications.
Maybe they should start adding in booths for Web “stacks” just for guys like this.
And GregA. 🙂
I just found out, he must have the new iPOD Touch(myself)!
Gasparrini just posted the pic on the L Ron Hubbard post.
Cheers
James Hill, I vote with moss — Library.
Perhaps he’ll make the evening news. As he’s pulling up his pants, he can rant about the iPhone to reporters 😉
#19 – There are a lot of Apple fanboys doing the iPod Touch(myself) right now. LOL!
#14, #20 – I don’t know… What if he traumatized some poor child with his Apple rants? Best to keep him on the Internet, where he can harm no one.
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Its his keyboard let him mess up his own..
Geez, Fred Thompson was an ugly kid.
#23 – Things haven’t improved with age.
I warned you what would happen if GregA was deprived of his meds, didn’t I? But did you listen?? Noooooooo…….
Could I be of any help?
Meet me at the airport bathroom.
When I got to the library to pick him up, it looked like a cop convention, so I booked… in retrospect, can you blame me?
#7,11,15,17
Wow…I’m impressed. All those responses GregA received. And all he had to do was type [edit] over and over again. A fine mastery of the subtle art of under-communication.
I hardly ever see people edited out here…must have been saying some winning material.
#29 Jamie, just the FYI on this… It was a piece of false “news” about Apple’s iPhone plans, completely off-topic for the thread. Spamming like that about publicly traded companies during stock market hours is a no-no almost anywhere. Cheers.
#30 Gary:
Appreciate the FYI. It was fairly obvious that was the case based on the replies that followed. Unfortunately, I had written a [/sarcasm] tag at the end, but with (greater than/less than) marks, so it got treated like a HTML tag that made no sense and was dropped from the post. 🙂