Actually, I can think of someone who’d steal a hand
Thieves stole a prosthetic hand belonging to a disabled biker after he left it gripped on to his handlebar.
“It was the first time I had left my hand on the bike,” he said. “I thought I was only going to be 10 minutes but I ended up staying for two hours.
“I came out and found the hand was gone.
“I had ordered a hand for racing just a few weeks before it got nicked because I thought it would be useful to have a spare.” He now uses the spare – for everyday.
“But I still need my old hand back. It was better quality and will last a lot longer.”
People will steal absolutely anything!
Moron.
Gee, I wonder what he and his girlfriend were doing that extended the visit from 10 minutes to 2 hours?
With all due respect, #2, shouldn’t you know?
#2, Read the article !!! He was visiting.
(snicker, snicker)
Isn’t there someone in Bristol that could give this guy a hand.
#1 What a sad state we have reached when just because a person leaves his property not locked up he is considered a moron.
#4
I did, It makes me wonder what kind of things he could do with a stumped limb to his girlfriend *grin*
#7 – AYHB
This reminds me of the song that goes:
“I’m a three legged man with a two legged woman being chased by a one legged fool.”
I forgot who sang it, was late 1980s or early 1990s.
0. “But I still need my old hand back. It was better quality and will last a lot longer.”
Well not exactly the old hand, its rather decomposed and smelly at this point.
My friend (pictured at link) once admitted he would rather loose the bike than the arm. Not that having a bike stolen is fun.
#5 – Mr. Fusion – HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
This pretty much proves my theory that people will steal anything.
Whoever stole that hand is just a few more parts away from a Live Action Figure of some ex-soldier biker dude.
Not sold in stores. Some assembly required.
#14, Is a castle with lots of dark and stormy nights required?
This is going to sound arsey. But youve got to assume it was drunk students. Then you need to imagine the convosation that preceeded it:
1#: Is that a hand me sees
2#:Yesh it ishhh
1#:Why ish thish man forgetting hishhh hand.
2#:Meh…..My hand know will make good beer hand.
Would be someting like that well at least in my mind anyways