I still think that he’s being too rough with the kids.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
Looks like any crappy Martin Lawrence movie. If you think that’s funny…. well then there isn’t much that can be said about that.
If you don’t find this funny you may need a humor transplant.
The “boards” are clearly Styrofoam. At that size, if the kids aren’t crying right after a “hit” then it was just a light tap or stage hit. Relax already. Besides, he lets the kids win in the end.
Love it!!! 😀
#1 – Awake – Is this supposed to be funny?
Perhaps it should come with a warning…. Not for people who lack a sense of humor.
#3 – steelcobra – The “boards” are clearly Styrofoam.
Yes, it’s styrofoam. By the looks of it, they’re having a lot of fun. 🙂
They’re so cute, the way they beat up their daddy.
I would have hung a rope and harness from a nearby tree and had some real Bruce Lee acrobatics going on.
Let’s find a good mental institution for the lead actor and the camara crew where they specialize in decinnium long treatment programs for the mentally and criminally insane!
LOL, he is destroying these kids, no kids were hurt? he kicks’em to the ground, hits’em with sticks to the ground, yea i think its a little rough.
#1, Awake,
My eight y/o thinks your mother must have dropped you on your head as baby and all the humor fell out.
(Those kids should be locked up as potential trouble makers)
this must only be funny to people who have kids…
Mr Fusion –
In other words, I should feel bad because your eight year old doesn’t agree with me about what is funny.
That’s funny… but the video still isn’t. Now if I had the mind of an eight year old, maybe it would be.
He’s not hitting them, you bunch of crybabies. He’s barely touching them and then adding sound effects. The kids are obviously having a ball.
#10 – Awake – In other words, I should feel bad because your eight year old doesn’t agree with me about what is funny.
Humor just isn’t your thing.
#11… Not only he’s not hitting them, but he’s also flying them around and they’re enjoying it like crazy. 😀 Those are two lucky kids. lol
I can’t understand how he keeps losing to those two. You would think with his height and reach he would have a distinct advantage.
Still a little creepy, but the kids are cute. And they appear to be having fun. I like the way one of them hits the old guy in the balls.
I agree 14. Even with 2 to 1 odds his strength and experience as well offer great lattitude over any skills the little tots could posess, beyond skillz w/ a glock
Ya you probably have to have kids to appreciate it. It takes me back to the great times my son and I spent hours in faux fighting matches. Those will be times both he and I will treasure for our lifetimes.
And the reason the kids always win is stamina. Trust me, they can just keep coming and coming and coming. You look them in the eye and say “Time to stop!” then turn your back on them to walk away and …
I agree that it’s not all that funny, but it is cute and clever.
Those two little guys are growing up to be able to handle a little adversity and they will be amazing men because of their father.
Hilarious
Loved it, reminds me when I used to play fight with my pops when I was a kid.
haha good stuff.
Great editing, and anyone who says he’s playing too rough obviously never liked to roughhouse when they were kids.
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You nailed it, the kids will be very ready because of the attention and training of their father.
Man some of you people need to lighten up. I have a 5 year old and a 6 year old brother and little kids love to rough house. Geez they kick my ass regularly and it’s obvious in this videos that nobody is getting hurt. Being a kid in your houses must suck.
#2 – I laughed my ass off at this. There HAS to be something wrong with you.