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Who gets paid to create ads that anyone would only watch once at most?
“Irritating”? Yes. But “clever”? How?
I thought Paris Hilton was about to be foisted upon me again.
Since it wasn’t Ms. Hilton, I wasn’t as irritated as I might otherwise have been.
You’re right. Very irritating, Paris Hilton or no. Guess I won’t be buying any Wonder Bras in the forseeable future.
1. You’re forgetting about the needs of guys like #2.
RBG
And that from the passenger side.
Okay, just forget this one.
RBG
#2 – Clever, in that it doesnt even let you see the titties – all you see is some nice legs, then the word “wonderbra” – which would (usually) indicate that she needs some support cuz of the tig fookin bitties…
that was my impression anyway
RBG – It’s a right hand drive car.
Uhh… I get nothing from that. There is nothing clever at all here, just another commercial about nothing. It’s not worth pondering.
Hmmm…. and the networks wonder why their numbers are down.
Alpha13
Wait till you see the ad for the WonderJock……
#7: I would have paid more attention (and everyone else in the parking lot, too, I would guess) if this girl was walking around pushing a grocery cart wearing only a Wonderbra up top instead of pi$$ing everyone off by honking her horn.
Oh, wait a minute.
Honk. Honkers, Great big honkers. Or hooters. Nice big, loud hooters.
NOW it all makes sense! 😀
Gives a new meaning to honk if you got a pair….
May be the great big honkers were honking the horn. The horn did stop when she got out.
8. And so wouldn’t it just add to the jocularity if, for a short time anyway, someone were to think it might be a… left hand drive? Ehhh? Ehhh?
2 & 9. And now since I seem to be on a roll here: You see, we hear all this honking. It just doesn’t stop. What could possibly be causing all this noise, you might ask? Is it a mechanical malfunction? It seems that way. But then you see a lady get out of the right-hand drive car and the honking stops. Why would that be? Does the Wonderbra logo give us a clue? Now doesn’t their product have something to do with pushing forward, and accentuating a woman’s certain physical asset??? You know what I’m talking about. Perhaps even too good? (A nod is as good as a wink ;^) Yes, there’s nothing like a great stoppemfromfloppen. But the problem is, as you’ve seen, all that extra support could cause the inadvertent operation of the horn. That’s how good the product works. This unfortunate minor side-effect might, however, help women remember the more sought-after benefit.
Next week, I explain what actually psychologically motivated the Chicken to cross the road.
RBG
was there actually a purpose for this waste of time?
#14: RBG, I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer and sometimes it takes me a bit of time to realize things, okay?
OvenMaster… Oh, you’re clever, alright. You neatly managed to make me feel bad.
RBG
honking gets attention. wonderbra gets attention.
My work here is done, then.