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Rock collector LaDell Alexander, 60, has found a stone she swears has the face of the rock king Elvis Presley on it and has taken it home and plans to sell it on eBay in August, near the 30th anniversary of his death.

Alexander says “people are calling me the Elvis Rock Lady. Seven out of 10 people see Elvis (on the rock).” She found it last summer while buying rocks last summer.

This “finding images on stuff” is getting ridiculous. Some Elvis worshiping idiot will probably pay good money for it.


  1. Dauragon88 says:

    Yup

    Thats Elvis xD

  2. Mister Mustard says:

    Weeeeellll, OK. Elvis it is. But wtf is that pink ghoul peeking out from behind the rock? The ghost of Elvis??

  3. Nicky says:

    Mister Mustard that ghoul is probably gonna be in charge of the upcoming auction. He is kinda supervising things, if you know what I mean.

  4. bobbo says:

    Elivs Rocks!

  5. Undissembled says:

    That looks to be a good sized rock. Hope the redneck who buys it can go pick it up. Otherwise shipping will be a bitch.

  6. mark says:

    “She found it last summer while buying rocks last summer.”

    She buys rocks!!!!! Holy crap, I’m sitting on a goldmine, my property grows rocks! I want her number.

  7. julieb says:

    It looks like Jello Biafra was on to something when he asked, “Will Elvis take the place of jesus in a 1000 years?”

  8. iGlobalWarmer says:

    “Some Elvis worshiping idiot will probably pay good money for it.”

    “A fool and his money will soon be parted” is not just a saying – it’s a law and must be obeyed. 😉

  9. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    I don’t know who that is a picture of on that rock… But it sure as hell isn’t The King…

    First off… Elvis Costello wears glasses.

  10. mcjj says:

    sweet, I so want it!

  11. James Hill says:

    Jesus Elvis? Why say the same thing twice?

  12. Erik Blazynski says:

    I saw Jesus in a piece of shit the other day but I didn’t save it. DAMN!!

  13. jdm says:

    It looks like an undead Elvis to me.

    I remember way back in 1993 when the U.S. Postal Service was planning on releasing the commemorative Elvis stamp, and we were asked to vote for “Fat Elvis” or “Thin Elvis.” About 10% of the people who didn’t want any Elvis stamp released claimed it would be illegal because the USPS does not depict living people on stamps (the exception being former Presidents of the United States). Elvis does not live, so says the USPS!

  14. tallwookie says:

    I should get a tatoo of elvis on the head of my cock – i bet i’d get laid more

  15. Maggv says:

    Boy I’d love to follow that auction.
    2$ anyone?


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