Use this survey/calculator to determine your true worth. Just don’t let your boss find out. Then bask in the humor over the fact it’s hosted by a dating service.
So you’ve bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they’d get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.
Your ol’ Uncle Dave is worth a tidy $4240 on the slab!
“Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4590!” should I be proud to be worth more than Dave???
$4665!!!
take that Dave! 😀
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5040!
Any takers?
Damn! I’m only worth $4280.
Bah… I’m not worth dying… $4130
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Wow, the chips and pop finally pay off -> $5250
(or could it be years in these cow fattening pens at work?)
$4490… but considering that’s what an average funeral costs, my net is ZERO DOLLARS. What a bummer.
i’m worth $4890, but i have to wonder.
i’m 26 years and seriously folks, i’m only 4’7″ and 75 lbs.
so … i put that i was a little person, though i have no “dwarfism.” my pituitary gland just never put out much growth hormone.
so, should have chosen short or stuck with little person?
i wonder if it would change my outcome.
Watch the little dollar calculator.. healthy people are worth much less than people with all kinds of problems. I guess that fat balding diabetic albino dwarfs with severe drinking problems are worth a whole lot of money when dead. I was worth $3600… not bad!
Not bad? That’s the lowest so far. You cannot afford to die! 🙂
$5520 – my wife can spend $600 on a Neptune Society ashes-fling and run off to Mexico with the balance. Wait – we live in Mexico already. Guess I’ll stay alive for awhile then.
Tried it again without the asymmetrical macular degeneration blindness and my net cadaver-worth fell significantly. Guess it pays to get geriatric.
$4790!!
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4725!