Former industrial law specialist Jens Lorek announced last year he would defend those whose close encounters with outer space visitors left them physically and mentally shattered.
Now he has his first client – hotel chef Paul Hoffmann, 23, who claims he was kidnapped by aliens and has never been the same since.
Hoffmann said: “About two years ago a cross-shaped space ship sucked me up and took me to space. When I came around, it was daylight again.”
The chef closed his bank account, squatted in an empty property in Dresden and bathed nude – “as ordered by the aliens” – in a municipal fountain. When police caught him naked on a bike, he was sent to the psychiatric ward of a local hospital.
My guess is that every nation has their fair share of loonies. And lawyers ready to get in on the act.
Freaky.. Does this mean we do pick who we meet?
As we all know, once something is established in court, it is truth.
Why do we bother with Science. We can prove and solve all of the worlds problems with a few well spoken lawyer arguments.
I propose we replace all Scientist with Lawyers. Sorry Doc, you will have to become a lawyer also.
It’s a waste of time. The aliens went into bankruptcy years ago.
There is now way around it; when the big alien with the molecular brain zapper tells you to run naked through town, well, you just gotta do it.
Well who, in god’s name, is the lawyer going to sue?! No one on earth can be held responsible. There’s no physical proof ot the abduction. So I can’t see this as anything but a waste of costly court time. And who ends up paying for that, I wonder? These lawyers are just becoming a leach on the taxpayers. The judges don’t care, they get payed anyway. And can get some sleep, during these snooze-suits.
And there is a simpler explanation.
http://skepdic.com/sleepparalysis.html