Spanish nuns show hops are good for you

A study in which teetotal Spanish nuns drank a regular half-liter of beer showed that beer may help reduce cholesterol levels, a group financed by the Spanish Beer Makers’ Association said on Thursday.

The study also showed that the beer did not need to contain alcohol or to be drunk in large quantities to be good for you.

The “magic” ingredient is hops.

“We did it for the good of humanity,” Sister Almerinda Alvarez told the newspaper El Pais.



  1. John Paradox says:

    Trivia fact: Hops are closely related to hemp.

    J/P=?

  2. Mr. Fusion says:

    “We did it for the good of humanity,”

    And humanity thanks you Sister.

  3. Mister Mustard says:

    “teatotaling”?? good grief.

  4. Uncle Dave says:

    #4: Unfortunately, the auto spell check doesn’t work in the box where we enter the headline. Greatest software invention ever — spell checkers.

  5. James Hill says:

    See, and you thought religion had no value…

  6. BubbaRay says:

    #1, J/P, Trivia fact: Hops are closely related to hemp.

    And they certainly are a key ingredient in one of the finest discoveries of mankind. Even 6,000 years ago, brewing was an art:
    http://www.alabev.com/history.htm

    #2, Mr. Fusion, And humanity thanks all monks dedicated to the production of the exquisite Benedictine and Grand Marnier. Occasionally, religion is productive.

  7. Billabong says:

    My aunts all 5 of them were Sisters of St. Joseph and they got very upset if they didn’t have their “Happy Hour”.

  8. ECA says:

    Key=
    GOOD BEER..

  9. Angel H. Wong says:

    They might as well sell Hops tea.

  10. mark says:

    Nuns Gone Wild Vatican Style

    7. Yes, the good Sisters of St Andrews (my High School) also, they needed something to “compensate”. Good people mostly though.

  11. mark says:

    7. Dude, your family reunions must ROCK.

  12. Gary Marks says:

    I think there’s been a mixup in the photos here, Uncle Dave. Those are two penguins doing a mating dance.

  13. Mr. Fusion says:

    #7, When I was a young teen, we lived near a convent. We used to play hockey against the nuns. Darn, they would check, trip, elbow etc. But because half the kids (not me) were Catholic none of us could retaliate in any way or our Catholic friends would take it out on us. If they didn’t, the nuns would take it out on them in school.

  14. mark says:

    14. Nuns were into sports, they used to love playing soccer with us. Priests too, best soccer coach I ever had was Father O’reilly from Dublin, Ireland. Man could’ve gone pro.

  15. joshua says:

    Gotta love those bikini’s.


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