Expected to win the best legs in the cellblock honors
A judge sentenced a shocked and tearful Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail on Friday, ruling that the celebrity hotel heiress violated her probation for an earlier alcohol-related traffic offense.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer sternly rejected Hilton’s story that she did not knowingly disobey the law by driving while her license was suspended and ordered the 26-year-old socialite to report to a county detention facility on June 5, or face 90 days in jail.
Taking the witness stand in her own defense, the star of the reality TV show “The Simple Life” testified that she was unaware her driving privileges had been completely suspended at the time police stopped her and impounded her car on February 27.
“In my opinion, there’s not doubt that she knew that her license had been suspended,” the judge said. “She doesn’t look at her mail, her personal assistant never goes through it either. … I think she just wanted to disregard everything that was said and continued to drive no matter what.”
In honor of the occasion, I give you Paris washing a car!
I hope she goes to jail and get a train run on here by the prison guards. I hope she gets the shit kicked out of here and her hair ripped out by female inmates. But, she’ll probably have her own cell away from everyone, but that is fucking bullshit. She needs to be eaten alive. She needs to be introduced to a certain healthy degree of FEAR. because fear is the only thing that keeps a person inline.