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This had to be staged, no one’s that stupid.
What we have here is:
(From left to right)
1. A dumb ass
2. A dumb-ass-in-training
3. A wanna-be dumb ass
The dumb ass of course is the guy with the saw, genius dumb-assery actually.
The dumb ass-in-training is the guy next to the dumb ass intently observing dumb ass behavior. Notice that the dumb-ass-in-training gets screwed by the dumb ass at the actual moment of limb breakage, in other words; the dumb ass takes the dumb-ass-in-training with him for the fall. A true dumb ass move well learned by the dumb-ass-in-training.
The wanna-be-dumb-ass is busting a nut laughing, jealous that he didn’t fall and be included with the dumb ass and dumb-ass-in-training.
That’s the first post I’ve ever seen with dumb-ass used 12 times. Surley smart-ass should be in there somewhere.
Excuse me, I miscounted. Dumb-ass was used 16 times.
#4
Smartly excused.
I hate to break this to you, Slappy…but yes, there are plenty of people that stupid.
Stupid monkeys.
Unfortunately, no Darwin Award for that one. Perhaps a higher branch would have done the trick.
Watched too many RoadRunner cartoons.
J/P=?
meep meep!
8, Could they have received a Darwin Award if a chain saw was used? 🙂
@BubbaRay. Darwin Awards are for those that manage to kill themselves through stupidity before procreating. Mechanical assistance in that death is optional.
come on, that was staged.
The two guys on the right are holding the above branch for a reason, they know what is going to happen. The guy on the far right is holding on quite tightly. I still say it is staged albeit still moronic.
11, improbus, yes, I know, I just figured 2 guys falling off a limb with a running chain saw would manage to rip a leg or two off and kill at least one of ’em. Staged or not, still darned funny. And J/P, Road Runner does come to mind. 🙂
Didn’t you always want to try this? Thanks, YouTube.
http://tinyurl.com/2he335
Actually, the dumb-ass on the right probably arranged the whole affair, which is why he’s laughing so hard. He knew when dumb-ass No 1 grabbed the little limb, expecting to hang there by one arm until he let go for a controlled landing, would actually just pull of dumb-ass No. 2 when the limb broke. The dumb-ass on the right will laugh until he gets down off the tree, at which point the other two dumb-asses will at least attempt to even the score on him. And that’s only five dumb-asses, or six counting that last. Greymoon, I bow to your genius. 🙂