iPhone, Apple TV, soon, Leopard, and now this. What a year for Apple!

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

At a highly anticipated media event Tuesday at San Francisco’s Moscone Center, Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs introduced a new Apple product he said would “revolutionize” the process of unveiling new products throughout the world.

“In 1984, Apple introduced the Mac,” Jobs said to an overflowing crowd as an image of the first Macintosh computer was displayed on a giant screen behind him. “We changed the face of the music industry with the first iPod in 2001. And in January, we showed off the revolutionary new iPhone. Today, Apple is releasing a piece of innovative new technology that will forever change the way innovative new technology is released.”
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“The iLaunch will be able to make announcements from this, or any other stage, making human participation in generating consumer awareness almost entirely unnecessary.”

Shortly after Jobs’ address, Microsoft announced that they are working on a similar product, the Launch-O, due to debut in 2009.



  1. None says:

    pedro…re-read your comment and then look up “irony” in a dictionary.

  2. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    So, they’re packaging the kool-aid now?

    Hype the hype.

  3. rick says:

    Gotta love The Onion!

  4. JT says:

    It’s about time somebody satirizes Steve Jobs. This one is brilliant.

  5. FRAGaLOT says:

    Um.. it’s too early to be April 1st.

  6. Bruce IV says:

    I especially liked how the MS product’s name is so close to launch-zero

  7. TJGeezer says:

    It’s never too early for The Onion, America’s best news source.

  8. James Hill says:

    After all, everything in Vista has already been mocked.

  9. AdmFubar says:

    hhmmmm I think they forgot the “Action Packed Action!!!!!”


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