He’s about 60, with graying hair and a bald spot on the crown of his head — and he looks forward to meeting “more bank tellers so that I can continue my crime spree!!!”

As police continue searching for a suspect in four bank robberies across Arkansas, one local department has taken the unusual step of creating the man a profile on the social networking Web site MySpace, hoping someone will recognize him.

A series of bank security camera photographs flash as a slideshow on the page. A linked photo gallery shows other stills, including captions like “Here I am robbing the Van Buren bank. See my little gun?” and “I’m robbing the bank in Fort Smith here…. I’m so cool!!!”

Who knows? It might work.



  1. noname says:

    Looks familiar, yea like Manager Joe Torre.

    Maybe it’s an ex-enron employee, juiced out of his retirement. I guess SS just doesn’t cut it these days.

    FBI jacket, nice touch.

  2. ECA says:

    Im wondering…
    we are in a tech age, and cameras work on signals…esp those that are HARD wired. what it would take to scramble the video feed in these cameras??
    Maybe a cheap and basic EMP??

  3. Jägermeister says:

    Well, he got 643 friends waiting for him at MySpace… 😀

  4. Michael says:

    Oh man! “Citizens on Patrol” is a great touch.

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    Agreed, can’t hurt. I personally don’t see much chance of it working, but I won’t rule it out.

  6. Danijel says:

    I love this idea! Is this a first on MySpace? Does anyone know anything else that is interesting on MySpace?

  7. David says:

    There’s a page for a California based scammer that has been created by some of his victims. Unfortunately I only found this out after I got scammed.

    http://www.myspace.com/hugocarnucci

  8. Angel H. Wong says:

    “He’s about 60, with graying hair and a bald spot on the crown of his head”

    He sounds like the last guy I blew.

  9. James Hill says:

    #8 – Did he play with a credit card, or was it cash like normal?

  10. traaxx says:

    Whatever,

    Is this just a waste of time, or a progression of making eveyone a spy for the government? Either way I hope whoever spent the time doing this did it on their own time.

    Of course if someone does see the criminal and calls the police are they a vigilante? All the Commie press seems to think the ‘Minute Man’ on the border with Mexico, trying to stop that country from taking over this country are vigilantes?

    Don’t strain you Dehimmi brains thinking this idea through, your typical knee jerk raction is all that’s called for by the commie overlords in the party structure.

  11. Improbus says:

    Traaxx, you slay me. [ululation]

  12. Angel H. Wong says:

    #9

    I ain’t no whore as long as its free 😉


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