Oops!
An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside — a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man’s rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.
They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.
“We’ll have to expel the objects and if they won’t come out we’ll have to perform surgery in hospital,” said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.
There’s strange behavior made acceptable by being in prison and then — there’s really strange behavior.
lodged up the man’s rectum during a security clampdown,
Clampdown, my ass.
Well, this beats the guy with the bottle rocket up his butt…except for the video on YouTube.
Where there is a will there is an A…..hole.
But damn, can you imagine the juice Mr Grenade would have in prison? “You brought a knife to a grenade fight? Say hello to my dirty, little friend!”
I heard it was found when his cell mate was tossing his salad.
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#5, ok TJ, can’t top that one.