For our lady readership of a more refined disposition, may we present the automated toilet paper folder & dispenser.

And the the gents, behold, the power, the awesomilitude, and the shear usefulness when the little woman isn’t around to get a brew for us of the Beer Launching Fridge!!



  1. Jon says:

    Wouldn’t catching the beer become harder as the night went on?

  2. Thomas says:

    So, they build this elaborate contraption and fill it with Miller Lite?! That’s akin to buying a Ferrari and putting regular in it.

  3. TJGeezer says:

    #1 already answered #2. They wanted to be able to continue catching the thrown beer.

  4. Al "Gigawatz" Gore says:

    Now if they could only invent a 40oz thrower…

  5. Mark says:

    2. Agreed. I would have it aimed at the garbage can. Who drinks that crap anyway?

  6. TheGlobalWarmer says:

    Miller Lite is the Breakfast of Champions.

    The biggest design problem is that thing only holds 10 cans. That’s not even enough for one guy for one evening.

  7. Mark says:

    6. Breakfast of Chumps!

  8. ejay says:

    My favorite brand of beer: Free & Cold.

    Doesn’t always hafta be cold.

  9. SgtCrispy says:

    Cool launcher indeed. Is it just me or does the TP dispenser seem to use a tad too much TP? You’re wiping your ass not cleaning up a spill made by the beer launcher.

  10. Alan says:

    If this made it to market could you imagine how many people would be getting black eyes from it…


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