“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”
“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.
“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.
Madonna has made a point of rooting on the former secretary of State’s White House bid, posting several pro-Clinton messages on Twitter.
One of the great role models of our generation.
Even rapey old Bill passed on this one.
Most women think they’re good, so she is ordinary in that regard. Taking her time might make her lousy. If she’s good, it takes no time. If I didn’t want her sucking me up, should I stay home? Even if I planned on voting for her gal? But mostly – ick! All I’d have for my vote would be a herpes blister covered dick. And no health care to cover my skin graph surgery or enough money for the over priced medicine to quell the burning when I peed. I’ll pass on that ‘gratuity’. I’d voted Hillary twice if Madge would retire and go Garbo. Just blow – not me – just blow away.
Is this old skank clean?
She can remove her teeth 🙂
I’m surprised Democrats don’t try this more often. Katy Perry, Scarlett Johannson, etc.
How did you miss reporting this was her introduction of Amy Schummer at a comedy show?
Sleazy?—Yes.
Kinda like your post.
I agree, Schumer is the worst. Joke thieves aren’t well tolerated among comics.
Good job!
Obvious….. but point made and received.
People weirded out by a Joke, are we on a college campus. A political blow job joke that sucked, cum up by an almost sixty yo female performer.
As far as Madonna qualifying as a role model, um, don’t think so. She may have been copied by drag queens, and Women’s fashion was influenced by Madonna’s style in the 80’s.
I don’t think it was a “political” joke as much as a so called “female empowerment” joke playing off of politics.
Sadly, the last 5 female comics I’ve seen on tv have all been in the gutter….. aka…. not funny.
but………. to each their own.
Sadly, a lot of male comics, on all visual mediums, are gutter dwellers (not funny) but each get lot of other people’s money. I guess that IS female empowerment when they get paid as well for the same ka-ka jokes that males spew. That’s something to suck on.
Men and Women behaving badly in the? Gutter?
Funny and funny.
https://youtu.be/8VNSkCBXtvA
I think Trump might win New York now…
I think I’m changing my vote too. 🙂
When Hillary wins and institutes a no-fly zone over Syria, she will be forced to act tough and shoot Russian planes down, or look like a fool.
Thats gonna be awesome.
Wag the dog.
Can you wag the dog and make some money. Of course.
https://youtu.be/mR-3rMBLxyQ
Didn’t realise she was a Trump supporter.
If this no talent, over paid, wrinkled piece of ass promises “blow” jobs if I vote for a dumb-as-crap…
What can I say, cept?
“SUCK IT!”