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Joe Biden figures out the path to victory in 2016.
Bill Clinton is at it again…. wait… what…
Joe Biden takes lessons from Bill Clinton
Under Bill Clinton, feminists created the one free grope rule. Biden is taking advantage.
She should have turned around and slapped those falsies right off his head.
It would’ve been much funnier if the new SecDef did it.
He can’t defend his wife from Joe Biden and he’s going to defend the country?
“I’m not racist. One of my friends is black!”
http://cnn.com/2015/02/17/politics/joe-biden-somali-cabs/
I have come to the conclusion that Biden is nothing more than Obama’s token cracker.
Biden on Somalis in his hometown.
“I might add, if you ever come to the train station you may notice that I have great relations with them, because an awful lot of them are driving cabs, and are friends of mine,” Biden said. His audience – a group of religious and community leaders, many of them Muslim or of African descent – responded with muted, uncomfortable chuckles as Biden continued without skipping a beat. “For real. I’m not being solicitous, I’m being serious,” he said.”
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BIDEN_BEING_BIDEN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-02-17-17-59-46
This guy is definitely Presidential material…..
“Hmmmmm, Stephanie, your hair smells just like my daughter’s babysitter….”
Son, get your dick skinners off my wife’s shoulders!
Sheesh!
“I’ve got a rocket in my pocket and a bootleg copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’ in my office.”
“I AM in fact, the 51st shade of grey.”
This is what happens to guys who wanted to ban Playboy.
“All hands” Uncle Biden at it again.
Of confusing note: I was very “hands on” my female co-workers. My secretary commented once that I was “weird” because if anyone else touched her like I did she would take offense but she recognized I was being in fact friendly and not a molester.
One day, the Human Resources Puke came by to say while they had received complaints about me ……………from other men…….. who were upset they got complaints and counselling when I did worse and nothing happened.
…………..ha, ha………..Its good to the King.
You were ‘harmless’. Sometimes ‘harmless’ people confuse that with being “King”.
🙄
I don’t recall any movie with that line.
Yup. He’s special. Just like Joe Biden.
Not that special. After the visit with HR…I decided to be less convivial…. which led to what you see today….
Pro’s and Con’s to all we do…. but I never got sued, never had a complaint…..well, except…”here.”
Ha, ha. I do crack myself up.
Joe Biden the Vice-pyre
Daaaaaling your neck looks delicious!
“Wanna see my double-barreled shotgun?”
He could be whispering something in her ear. (non sexual)
A still sometimes is very different than something in context. He’s not grabbing her like Bush did to Merkel.
Yeah, when Bush did that it was embarrassing, Biden is just creepy.
Except he’s not near her ear.
Checking for Tics
+1
Joe will be getting a call from Human Resources soon. Maybe he should watch some training film about inappropriate touching in the office.
“Ya, baby. I know what you want. I’m just seconds away!”
“Ya, baby. Look at it. That’s MY appropriation bill.”
“Vice President Biden PROPOSES!
… more taxes.”
Joe’s a serial nuzzler:
US Vice President Joe Biden’s ‘space invader’ moments, in pictures – Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/11420044/US-Vice-President-Joe-Bidens-space-invader-moments-in-pictures.html
I sure hope Hillary finds a place for him in her administration, he’s too fun to not have in office…
Let’s try that again:
US Vice President Joe Biden’s ‘space invader’ moments, in pictures – Telegraph
http://telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/11420044/US-Vice-President-Joe-Bidens-space-invader-moments-in-pictures.html?
get rid of the www.
Yea, this blog considers that to be a feature.
Just post with the www and expect the users to remove it.
…so sad…you all fall for such sophmoronic media slurs…nothing to see here…innocent as all hell…thou’ when a monkey looks in a mirror, all he sees is a monkey…so very sad.
Who can forget Angela Merkel’s cringe reaction to Bush’s creepy “back rub.”
“He just really isn’t that in to you.”
“Hold still dear, while I do to you what we’ve done to the American people.”
If a woman did this to a man, they would put her on a postage stamp.