1. Me-Mongo says:

    “…we have implemented an environmentally friendly water recycling program.”

    • Tim says:

      It’s the toilet to tap ‘technology’ reverse engineered from the Roswell crash. Luddites will protest by leaving fountinal deuces.

  2. Riley says:

    * “Remember that scene in Waterworld….”

    * “If it’s yellow…let it mello…..”

    * “This beer tastes like piss…”

  3. Smarmy Bastard says:

    Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

  4. denacron says:

    The “Challenge urinal” for taller men, with a comfort bidet for your willie.

  5. Okey Dokey says:

    “Proof that women DO design bathrooms. …Or Aliens!”
    Who else would have confused a water fountain for a bidet? (Google it if you don’t know what a bidet is – or are a man.)

    “For the man who doesn’t like to ‘shake’ ”

    “Not in my mouth!!!”

    “Coffee Bars have gone too far!”

    “BOTTLED water, please.” (As if there’s a difference.)

    “For about half the planet there’s not enough clean water. For the other half, they have so much they poo in it.” – an actual quote from ABC’s “The Neighbors”

    “The NEW and improved Catholic Men’s restrooms are a hit with the clergy.”

    “What will the porn industry think of next?!”

  6. JMagee says:

    The efficiency of ObamaCare!

  7. AdmFubar says:

    In and Out

  8. Winston Smith says:

    Splash guards are for wimps.

  9. Anthony says:

    Economic recession leads to invention……

  10. Frank says:

    Kinda makes me rethink the term “Waste water”

  11. AlanB says:

    NASA finally procured the funds necessary in install urinals in the space station. Granted, it wasn’t as much as they wanted.

  12. MWD78 says:

    Finally! an Agenda 21 solution to something that was never a problem to begin with!

  13. Quinn says:

    Reminds me of this scene from Catch 22:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=eHxI12VVgRg

  14. Rob says:

    At least you’re looking away when getting a drink. What if the spigot were on the other side?

  15. I.Dohno says:

    This piss tastes watery.

  16. Kelvington says:

    (song) One of these things is not like the others…
    One of these things just doesn’t belong…
    Can you piss in the thing that’s not like the others…
    Before you do something really wrong!

  17. MikeN says:

    Water fountain at the White House installed for Dallas.

    • Dallas says:

      At least we use it in the normal fashion.

      In the Teapublican version, it’s run in reverse. You’re corporate masters piss on the fountain side.

  18. Jim says:

    “Sustainability, Salinity, Simplicity”

  19. Grey Bird says:

    “Astronauts do it! Oh, they purify it first?”

  20. Bill says:

    Obama’s New Deal

    (Over each Urinal) NSA / CIA / FBI
    (Over fountain) (Patriot Juice)

  21. RODEDOG says:

    Hey Bill, check this out… free lemon-aid!!!

  22. yummy says:

    I’ll drink to that…

  23. Rogue says:

    Don’t knock urine. Bill Gates drinks his daily. He cares for a sustainable future.

  24. UncDon says:

    Make sure you let the water run a bit before you drink it. You don’t want to drink dirty water.

  25. Uri Nal says:

    The 4th urinal is for the really tall boys …or those who have good aim and trajectory.

  26. T. Ouellette says:

    The latest “fart” app (upgrade 1.1) on the iPhone now lets you remotely flush the newly installed urinals.

    The NSA now knows your bathroom break schedule better than you do! They know how to catch a “live stream” better’n anyone!

  27. The Unreal Dvorak's John says:

    “Apple needs to start innovating again …they make gorgeous stuff, but it’s not always functional, from a utilitarian point of view …and what’s this with always only having ONE BUTTON!”

    • The Unreal Dvorak's John says:

      And let’s be clear …I’d rather “shake” than “swipe”!!!

  28. Judas says:

    Wanna see the BATHTUB?!

  29. NewformatSux says:

    This is the liberal future, with mandatory in-home water recycling for all(except the liberal exemptees).

  30. RadiCalMan says:

    Easy Come, Easy Go!


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