“Proof that women DO design bathrooms. …Or Aliens!”
Who else would have confused a water fountain for a bidet? (Google it if you don’t know what a bidet is – or are a man.)
“For the man who doesn’t like to ‘shake’ ”
“Not in my mouth!!!”
“Coffee Bars have gone too far!”
“BOTTLED water, please.” (As if there’s a difference.)
“For about half the planet there’s not enough clean water. For the other half, they have so much they poo in it.” – an actual quote from ABC’s “The Neighbors”
“The NEW and improved Catholic Men’s restrooms are a hit with the clergy.”
(song) One of these things is not like the others…
One of these things just doesn’t belong…
Can you piss in the thing that’s not like the others…
Before you do something really wrong!
“Apple needs to start innovating again …they make gorgeous stuff, but it’s not always functional, from a utilitarian point of view …and what’s this with always only having ONE BUTTON!”
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“…we have implemented an environmentally friendly water recycling program.”
It’s the toilet to tap ‘technology’ reverse engineered from the Roswell crash. Luddites will protest by leaving fountinal deuces.
* “Remember that scene in Waterworld….”
* “If it’s yellow…let it mello…..”
* “This beer tastes like piss…”
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
The “Challenge urinal” for taller men, with a comfort bidet for your willie.
“Proof that women DO design bathrooms. …Or Aliens!”
Who else would have confused a water fountain for a bidet? (Google it if you don’t know what a bidet is – or are a man.)
“For the man who doesn’t like to ‘shake’ ”
“Not in my mouth!!!”
“Coffee Bars have gone too far!”
“BOTTLED water, please.” (As if there’s a difference.)
“For about half the planet there’s not enough clean water. For the other half, they have so much they poo in it.” – an actual quote from ABC’s “The Neighbors”
“The NEW and improved Catholic Men’s restrooms are a hit with the clergy.”
“What will the porn industry think of next?!”
The efficiency of ObamaCare!
In and Out
Splash guards are for wimps.
Or
Three Urinals And Wetting.
Economic recession leads to invention……
Kinda makes me rethink the term “Waste water”
NASA finally procured the funds necessary in install urinals in the space station. Granted, it wasn’t as much as they wanted.
Finally! an Agenda 21 solution to something that was never a problem to begin with!
Reminds me of this scene from Catch 22:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eHxI12VVgRg
At least you’re looking away when getting a drink. What if the spigot were on the other side?
Isn’t that the difference between right-wing and left-wing?
This piss tastes watery.
Then stop drinking Budweiser!
(song) One of these things is not like the others…
One of these things just doesn’t belong…
Can you piss in the thing that’s not like the others…
Before you do something really wrong!
Water fountain at the White House installed for Dallas.
At least we use it in the normal fashion.
In the Teapublican version, it’s run in reverse. You’re corporate masters piss on the fountain side.
“Sustainability, Salinity, Simplicity”
“Astronauts do it! Oh, they purify it first?”
Obama’s New Deal
(Over each Urinal) NSA / CIA / FBI
(Over fountain) (Patriot Juice)
Hey Bill, check this out… free lemon-aid!!!
I’ll drink to that…
Don’t knock urine. Bill Gates drinks his daily. He cares for a sustainable future.
Make sure you let the water run a bit before you drink it. You don’t want to drink dirty water.
The 4th urinal is for the really tall boys …or those who have good aim and trajectory.
The latest “fart” app (upgrade 1.1) on the iPhone now lets you remotely flush the newly installed urinals.
The NSA now knows your bathroom break schedule better than you do! They know how to catch a “live stream” better’n anyone!
“Apple needs to start innovating again …they make gorgeous stuff, but it’s not always functional, from a utilitarian point of view …and what’s this with always only having ONE BUTTON!”
And let’s be clear …I’d rather “shake” than “swipe”!!!
“Wanna see the BATHTUB?!“
This is the liberal future, with mandatory in-home water recycling for all(except the liberal exemptees).
Easy Come, Easy Go!