Las Cruces Crime Stoppers is offering a $1,000 reward for information that helps identify the suspect who stole cash from a Check “N Go store Saturday morning…The robbery occurred at around 9:15 a.m…at the Check “N Go at 400 N. Telshor Blvd, according to a Las Cruces Police new release.
Detectives learned that a man posing as a landscaper walked into the business, demanded money from an employee and left with an undisclosed amount of cash. The suspect was last seen leaving the business and walking south along Telshor Boulevard.
The suspect was described as a man about 6-feet tall with a stocky build. He was wearing what appeared to be a blue jump suit, gloves, a mask and a khaki fisherman’s bucket hat. The suspect was carrying a string trimmer or more commonly referred to as a weed-whacker.
Normally, this would end up being the dumb crook of the day – except for the clerk at this payday lender handing over the loot!
Weed-Whackiest crook of the day?
Had to be said.
If Eideard had stopped there, I would have too.
I wonder what he was thinking about?
But that wouldn’t have been any p(h)un.
So….. if the guy had robbed a Marijuana Clinic, the p(h)un would have been near mystical?
Damn near psychedelic.
Wacky weed bagged by weedwacker bogarter.
That’s just whack!
Now that is so heinous, unlike Wall Street bankers.
“Gimme the cash or the rubber plant gets it!”
HA!!!
What a whack job.
Remember, Weedwackers don’t kill, people do!
Hand over the cash! Don’t make me get my attachments out!
Lol
I’d have calmly pulled my Glock and ended the stupidity.
Sound like the public should be more afraid of your trigger finger then this guys string trimmer!
No, the only person who has to fear anything is the stupid one threatening me.
That seems to be everyone!
He pulls a weed whacker, you pull a leaf blower. That’s the Californian way.
Ha, ha. Better than my draft alliteration.
What you guys do in the privacy of your own bedrooms there in the Land of Hot Sex (la tiers de California — calorie + fornicate) is not really my business but, for the love of God, pull something living that will at least give some moaning feedback.
Great. Now I can’t get that tune from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly out of my head — only it’s set to trying to start poorly-choked lawn implements.
Say Hello To My Little Friend
That dude acts like he’s never fired a multi-footprinted weapon before.
Ever seen one of these places with less bulletproof glass than a self-serve gas station?
You lot think 6-foot is tall, eh?
I was wondering what George W. Bush is doing these days.