Hmmm… Wonder if that would work here with the Gumby Club ID card I got as a kid…
A nine-year-old schoolgirl has managed to enter Turkey using a passport that identified her as a pink unicorn.
Officials at Antalya airport even stamped Emily Harris’s travel documents before waving her through customs despite the official photograph showing the face of her favourite stuffed toy.
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There was a 12 year old kid who left home and flew from UK to Italy without a passport or a ticket, just pretending to be with someone else, and noone noticed.
Who is this “noone” guy? I could see if “no one” noticed, but who (or what) is noone?
That would be Peter Noone better known as the lead singer for Herman’s Hermits in the sixties.
Don’t forget Buddy Noone who was Clint’s sidekick and bad guy in that movie Blood Work.
You must be the spelling police. 😉
noone is a proper but non-standard spelling of no one.
More likely to be used in UK than the USA. Uncle Dave is hinting that he and his fellow Americans are better educated than the Brits.
Hmmm… Wonder if that would work here with the Gumby Club ID card I got as a kid…
Impossible! JCD was never a kid!
If you’ve ever seen Midnight Express, you know where that kids heading.
I hope the soles of her feet are tough!
At least in Turkey they still have some sense of humor, are not crazed about “9 year old terrorists” and just stamped it for the kid.
Btw, how did she get out prison Gitmo Nation? I suppose the TSA brownshirts required her to have a passport for that?
She’s not American. She’s British.
Exactly.
She looks like a unicorn to me.
Getting in is easy, leaving…. not so much.
No, Uncle Dave. Thank you for self-reporting as that was before our systems were automated but we held on to the data set anyways.
Gumby was renditioned so we could learn more about his relationship to G and J Blockhead (thx for the tipoff, Pokey — We know how much commitment it takes to pretend to be someone’s “funky pal” for so long). His girlfriend, Goo, had an irresistible conflict ice fettish so she is now serving us as an amourphous prostitute in Istanbul. Prickle became our most valued director after he stopped smoking cantelope at around age 35.
We are going after that little girl because we have a copyright on that unicorn horn in her photo. It was obviously corporate espionage against one of our secret operatives Trixi the triceretops.
Walking through some random book is not going to save you this time.
“Walking through some random”, All I got out of that was the word “Walking”. So the below may give you a thirty second chuckle.
The Walking Dead. Ahh, sort of, but not.
http://youtu.be/EzhG2osZL_c
Screw those horned beasts of suck.
I call Spam on the illiterate sneaker salesman.
Make ’em pay or make ’em gone.
Sorry but don’t believe this – they obviously stamped it as a gesture to the little girl and the family just wanted to get their 15 minutes of fame.
I know most of you are global warming fans but the actual data has been going the other way for years. I just stumbled across this and did a double take. This can’t be good: http://sunshinehours.wordpress.com/2013/06/16/arctic-sea-ice-area-went-up-40000-sq-km-in-last-two-days/
Oh well, how bad could an ice age actually be? Maybe it’s just an anomaly. No need to think.
TSA wouldn’t care WHAT documents she had. They’d just want to grope her. Just sayin’.
Just before 4 large police officers handcuff her and take her to prison.