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Oh shit! A miniature Republican.
Its the future and she wants to know what happened to the constitution: Run!
By the way: What is that a picture of in the background?
The arm and flame of the Statue of Liberty.
Thanks.
I know why he wants only the arm.
He’s making her fist us.
Are you sure that isn’t the minaret of the Hasankeyf mosque in Turkey?
http://turkishtravelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Mosque-minaret.jpg
What a bunch of cynical old jerks on this website.
Imagine it’s a picture with Bush in it and you’ll laugh, and laugh!
“TeaPublican! Run Away!”
“POTUS demonstrates Lean Forward”
“Mr Obama is shown here re-enacting Michael Jackson’s dance moves from his favorite music video, ‘Smooth Criminal'”
“Fortunately for Obama, you can’t be cornered on anything in the Oval Office.”
“Obama works furiously to distance himself from his latest Official Scape Goat for the scandals plaguing his Presidency.”
Obamabot-in-Training.
newest drone turns on the commander and chief!
Running from the truth.
“Running from the truth.”
A perfect caption.
Also, look at the desk. What does this man do all day?
Snoop said it best in his song Vato: Run MoFo Run.
Obama’s tribute to Michael Jackson… “You’ve Been Hit By, You’ve Been Struck By A Smooth Criminal”
“Stop spending my pension!”
“Can’t make me! Can’t make me!”
bump
Taking candy from a baby is supposed to be easier that this!
than dammit!
“…and this is how you run for president.”
“YOUR TAX DOLLARS ‘AT WORK’ !”
“Obama Scrambles for a replacement as the head of the Treasury reveals that she isn’t very good at math EITHER!”
“Obama rushes to introduce the new head of IRS auditing.”
“Obama is interrupted with delegation receptions as the bat-phone rings.”
“Round and round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased THE WEASEL!”
“Ring around the rosey, pocket full of posey, ashes, ashes, WE ALL FALL DOWN!” (And you thought it was a nursery rhyme.)
“Get away from me, girl. I ain’t your daddy!”
Let’s hope when the music stops, she becomes President.
“That was the sidestep. THIS is how you do the run-around.”
“No little girl, I don’t know where you’re nose is. I haven’t seen it. Nobody told me it was missing.”
Oh Crap! The people responsible for paying back the National debt I created have started showing up!
Doesn’t he have anything else to do??
No bobbo. I actually read all the comments.
Bob White FTW.
White chicks love them black guys!
“Billy (Jojo’s little sister – not shown) finds the famous red button!”
However, I also like the following previous suggestions:
“ Your Tax Dollars ‘at work’!”
“That was the politicians favorite ‘side step.’ This is the ‘Oval Office Run Around.'”
“Barack clearly outdistancing the competition.”
BTW, when did they restore the Resolute Desk, by closing up that hole or “door” that Kennedy had put in the front for his kids?
We run in a circle to start the tornado. Then all our problems will be blown away.
“If we get going fast enough we can run on the walls!!!”