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It never ceases to amaze me why some people want to be buried with their stuff. When you’re dead, you’re dead. That’s it. Your body doesn’t know shit. You are no more conscious of what is about you than a rock. Accept it.
Buy a kick-ass sound system for your living room, not your stupid casket.
Besides, your bloated, putrefying corpse will destroy anything left in the coffin in short order. So people, please don’t get buried in your damned car, or with your jewelry, or with your favorite gun or other stuff. You aren’t some Egyptian pharaoh. Just let it go. If there is an afterlife, the crap you have in your box isn’t going with you anyway.
RE: If there is an afterlife, the crap you have in your box isn’t going with you anyway.
Oh! But it IS!!! You know what they say, deaf like a post? Now when you’re as dead as a post you can proove that you were ALWAYS as smart as one too!
This is totally screwed up.
My wife has already said she’s having me cremated and my ashes spread all over Scotland.
Wait . . . that means she’s taking a vacation after I die.
Not if your will states otherwise.
Funny thing about the dead, they don’t complain much when you don’t honor their wishes.
His wife can go to Scotland if she want too!!! He’s dead!!!
Hee, hee, hee.
She can even scatter his ashes there, or anywhere against his wishes, if they are left in her possession. I mean, who’s gonna know?
I love Scotland. Can I go with her?
Careful what you wish for . . .
You’re getting buried and “It’s a Small World” will play in your casket for a long time. Hope you’re really dead.
I know we don’t always see eye to eye but don’t curse me, Bro!
TV for the Living is Better. Of everything shown in this video, I take comfort, I too, have ice.
http://cseed.tv/design/movie.html
I want one!!!
Just bury her with you. you know like the pharaohs…
Some very important product questions, if you don’t mind:
What type of warranty comes with it and can I get a 5 years Extended Warranty?
Have you had any customer returns?
Are customers responsible for return postage to any authorized repair site?
Can I read Customer Reviews?
Is there a 30-day money back guarantee?
Har! Very funny!
The CataCombo: from €23,500, because Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Hopefully, they know where to pick up their final award?
Music is not “supernatural”.
I’ve got 3 kids 9 and under… I want one now! (just for naps…)
Taxidermy, caskets, dead snakes, dead NFL players … is there a hidden message here?